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Will Rogers, one of America's best-loved humorists, once said he'd
never met a man he didn't like. But that amiability did not extend
to the government. He gave free rein to his 1st Amendment freedom
to criticize our government, using his wit, and the threat of
public embarrassment that went with it, to keep politicians and
bureaucrats in their place.
Will Rogers' approach seems even more necessary today, with the
almost unrestricted influence the government has assumed over
American since he passed from the scene in a tragic 1935 plane
crash. And there is no better time to remember his humorous
insights about our government than on his birthday, November 4,
especially as it is the day before an election.
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts."
"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in
session as when a baby gets hold of a hammer."
"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every
time they make a law it's a joke."
"Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they
do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is
when they become dangerous."
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
for."
"Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going
to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?"
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get
elected."
"On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are
the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four
years, no matter what it does."
"The short memories of American voters is what keeps our
politicians in office."
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got
to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's
out always looks the best."
"Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they
ain't saying anything."
"If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these
acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to
heaven."
"The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans
into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out."
"If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics."
"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously
and the politicians as a joke."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
"Next to guinea pigs, taxes have been the most prolific animal."
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek
once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet
you can keep."
"The only thing I would advise you to do [for lower taxes] is not
to have anything they can tax away from you."
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't
get worse every time Congress meets."
"I don't want to complain, but every time they build a tax
structure, the first thing they nail is me."
Humor is one of the most effective ways to protest government
abuse, to highlight the frequent lack of logic behind government
pronouncements and programs, to expose government corruption, and
to deflate those who grow too self-important as our "public
servants." And Will Rogers' sense of humor can help keep our
spirit of liberty alive by openly ridiculing what is in fact
ridiculous about how government really operates.
Gary M. Galles is a professor of economics at Pepperdine
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