A Journal for Western Man-- Issue XV-- June 16, 2003
G. Stolyarov II
Let us at self-dubbed pro-lifers glance.
Cloning they bitterly hate,
Against abortion maintain a stance.
Whereas the former life does create,
The latter it surely destroys.
What accurate grouping this movement employs!
#4
Subsidies, tariffs coming our way,
Making sure Africa backward will stay.
Breed us disease, but grow not our bread!
We�d better be dead
Than better fed.
#5
Big government big tobacco pays
Not to grow its crop.
Big money with big tobacco stays
Even when demand does stop.
Do we get the bonus of second-hand smoke
Absolutely for free?
What truly pays for our right to choke?
Taxes from you and from me.
#6
Iraq with freedom does resound,
The leftists say in vain,
For weapons, they contend, aren�t found
Of terror inhumane.
Gas stores and radiation suits
Discovered are each week.
They evidence Saddam�s pursuits.
�But they�re not arms!� the leftists speak.
#7
Love is blind; so goes the lore.
To reason is futile, it nags.
But a princess attracts its practitioners more
Than does a harlot in rags.
#8
The flag destroyer commits his act
In violation of prudence and tact,
Because in a free country, says he, he can
Symbolically trample the freedoms of Man.
#9
�The people should choose their manner of rule,�
The pacifists staunchly declare.
�And if they should choose a dictator cruel,
That is wholly their own affair.
The people�s sacred right to elect
Includes voting away their change to select
Pursuit of their welfare and personal choice.�
My, how that empowers democracy�s voice!
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