| TRANNIE |
| Trannie (aka Anna, although that name seems to have disappeared along with any respect we had for her) is a disgusting transexual, former transvestite. (NOTE: It does not matter what gender you choose to be. We personally have nothing against those who are transvestites, or even transexuals.) She once used to con guys off the internet to come to her house and give her pleasure, only to find out that she was a he. This is morally wrong. Anyone's sexuality should be discussed before any sexual relations with those who may object. Here is a song written about her: The Trannie Song (to the tune of Pretty Fly) Anna's head is covered with pubes! Ride your fingers Trannie Uh huh, uh huh And Anna gets a spanking when her mum sees her wanking 1,2,3, show your sexuality I wont accept the charges If it's long distance shit Bad for your morale But you're a grotty prick You call your boyfriend Jesse If it's pleasure that you seek Give so many blowjobs It's a wonder you can speak So stay up late And masturbate You know that jackin' off Makes you feel so great And when you start to leak You know you've reached your peak Your pussy reeks, your pussy reeks So you better rest Your clit is past its best And Jesse's always there if you wanna rub your breast Who do you think you are With those CRUSTY WANKING RESIN HANDS?! I saw you through the window Your daddy you were mounting The old chode was watching you Reveal your sweet sweet bounty It doesn't seem to matter That you're screwing your old man 'Cause you'll take what's on offer A threesome if you can Chorus You're telling us all bullshit Like you'd be a 12C You ain't no Pammy Anderson With breast implants maybe You take a naked picture Send it to Illinois While Jesse spanks the monkey He's a horny boy Ride your fingers...etc 1,2,3, show your sexuality Chorus You do you think you are? Naked Webcam star, I said Who do you think you are With those CRUSTY WANKING RESIN HANDS?! Thanks to The Offspring for not filing a lawsuit when they heard what we did to their song. |
| To see a picture of Trannie herself, click HERE. |
| To read two samples of Trannie's soulful poetry, click HERE |
| It was forgotten to mention that Trannie is no ordinary wanker. She is a WITCH. She subscribes to WITCH WEEKLY (No joke, it does exist), has a bag of potent herbs and is apparently a 'rebel'. |
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| By the way, if you are reading this Trannie, please do not take everything seriously. |