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| Top 10 TV Shows 1. The Simpsons 2. The Head 3. Neighbours 4. Seinfeld 5. Freaks And Geeks 6. X-Men 7. Now And Again 8. Ren and Stimpy 9. Jerry Springer 10. Download |
| Top 10 Ways To Steal Watermelon 1. Stuff watermelon under beanie. 2. Pretend you're pregnant by stuffing the watermelon under your shirt. Guys, don't worry. Just remember "Junior". 3. Kick a football around the fruit shop. Then, when nobody is looking, exchange the football for a watermelon. 4. Cram watermelon down front of shirt. It's not your fault you've got huge bullets!? 5. Kick feet into watermelon and wear as shoes. 6. Thinly slice the melon and stick the slices to your body. (Don't worry, we don't get it either) 7. Quickly sneak the watermelon into a child's pram then mug the family after leaving the store. 8. Put a leash on the watermelon. What? You were taking your turtle for a walk. 9. Talk into the watermelon. Everyone will think it's just a big mobile phone and you couldn't afford a small one. 10. Just remember, if you are caught, you were just 'checking it out'. |
| TOP 10 PHOBIAS 1. Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth 2. Papaphobia - Fear of The Pope 3. Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements 4. Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness 5. Geniophobia - Fear of chins 6. Kleptophobia - Fear of stealing (transversly there is Harpaxophobia - fear of being robbed) 7. Myxophobia - Fear of slime 8. Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns 9. Teleophobia - Fear of definite plans 10. ZEMMIPHOBIA - Fear of the Great Mole Rat |
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| What? The POPE?! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| TOP 10 SONG NAMES WE THOUGHT OF BUT DON'T HAVE SONGS FOR 1. Turban Legends 2. Devil Log 3. Unnecessary Surgery 4. Feral Cat Furcoat 5. Safety Scissor Suicide 6. 10-Round KO With A Christian Band 7. ... 8. ... 9. ... 10. ... well. it seems we don't have that many ideas after all. |