Part 2
U= Ua= me
presin2020 took a vow not to talk to girls (which he's now broken) and was about to have some struggles in keeping his vows. Here's what we came up w/ to help him out.
U: Well, you know my advice...
P: I'm not interested in her, im not really even that interested in becoming good friends with a girl... so do you think i should go or not...i could just have my roomate (he's traditionally supposed to be who ask) call random numbers on campus and ask whatever girl until he finds one that would want to go... that way she wouldn't think im interested in her
U: I would avoid it, myself. You may not have any intention of getting to know a girl, but they might be attracted to your manliness...
P: i know...it sucks being me
P: i could wear my bladder control pads
U: Yeah, on your forhead
P: oooo
U: And you could wear the outfit you wore to the rehersal dinner for Jen and Der. (imagine steve urkel dressing while blind)
P: ooo... that's a good idea
U: Making sure not to shower, and eating a lotof spicy food.
P: seriously... if I go
U: That should help
U: You should only talk about sports
U: especially if it's Pro Fishing
U: and about wanting to work in a circus shoveling elephant dung... you could show her pictures
P: yeah...
P: what if she digs elephant poo
U: Then she probably wouldn't be too offended by your rash, which you should offer to show her at least 8 times
U: but do all of that after you get to the date... that way you showed up w/ a girl, it's not your fault she wont hang around you...
U: Make comments like "do you like earthworms? Because I REALLY like earthworms" and refuse to explain why
P: yeah...ooo...i just thought of a good idea... theres a guy in my dorm and he's to shy to ask the girl he really likes cause he says its cheesy...i could try to get her to come with me... then they'll go for each other
U: There you go... so you get to go, help out a friend and solidify your position of not being attractive to girls...
P: yes... only problem is ive never met the girl i don't even know who she is so it might be hard to het her to go out with me
U: oh and you should laugh histerically at everything she says, periodically punching her inbetween laughs
P: and drooling
U: and set something up like having your friend come up and be like "you're such a jerk, Francisco (I'm assuming you don't use your real name up there in Canada) I would never do something like that to such a nice young lady" then he could punch you and win her for sure.
U: Anyway, I'm pretty sure all of that would work. You should try it sometime, even if not for this date.
U: Let me know how it works.
P: it sure would be fun
U: But for real, you should be careful for a number of reasons. One, there really is no telling what girl might be attracted to you. Two, that God is a wiley character and might use this to bring a girl to you...
P: and I should set myself up against the plans of god when he's trying to do what I don't like!!!
U: Sho'nuff
U: Well, I don't know that I've been any real help... but you could try that thing of helping your friend. but it cold backfire if she ends up being attracted to you...that's how it happens in all the tv sitcoms
U: but by the end it'll all be worked out and you'll enjoy laughing at a one-liner as the music fades up and the lights fade down.
