A: Because I'm bored, have a lot of time on my hands and can say what I want. As people see some of the things on here they may demand changes, but ultimately it's my decision.
Q: Will you put me on your site?
A: Will you send me food?
Q: Is this just some ploy to pretend you have friends and make yourself feel cooler than you actually are?
A: No. My greatness is undisputed. Click here to see why.
Q: Isn't this site remarkably similiar to another?
A: Yes. Nothing on my site is orginal. Every joke is stolen. In fact, the whole purpose of this site is to redirect attention to the original site, which is much funnier.
Q: Is it true that this site is loaded with hidden things?
A: No. Why would I do that?
Q: Whine, whine, whine?
A: No, probably not. Leave me alone.
