Original Message sent Dec. 4, 2002:

Joshua,

Justin called me yesterday but everytime I try to call him back his number is busy.  Always.  I try in the morning, evening, night.  Do you know if he uses an email address?  i can't seem to get through with the phone.  Do tell Tera happy birthday for me.  I saw her on church on Sunday but it appears that she was called in.  have a good weekend.

Jennifer

I am ashamed to admit this but I feel that I must.  I had not heard the pirate joke in quite sometime and was not expecting the punch line to come at the end.  so sadly enough, I did laugh at the joke.  i know, i can't believe it myself.  but it is true.
Reply sent Sep. 24, 2003:

Jennifer--

I'm greatly concerned to hear that Justin's number is busy.  I just talked to him last night, so perhaps I'm part of the reason it's always busy.  But if I had to put money on it I'd guess it was Stephanie (they don't call her Blabber-mouth for nothing.)  But don't worry, if Steph was causeing you any sort of inconvenience Justin and I will take care of it by tossing her in the shower.

Yeah, Justin has an e-mail address.  He doesn't use it often, though.  It's
[email protected].  You'd probably have better luck trying to call him.  You did know he moved into an apartment, didn't you?  If you're not calling his cell phone (913-$$%-#@!*, ask for Justin) then I don't know who's to blame or who to throw in the shower.

As to Tera, what was she doing on the church?  I know she's not the biggest fan of her new school, but I didn't know it was that drastic.  I'm thankful she was called in.  I hope she listened, you didn't mention how it turned out.  Oh, I'll tell her happy birthday if you want, but you're a few months early.  Her birthday is Dec. 6.  She is already bugging me about what we're going to do for it though...

There is no reason to be ashamed.  Many women have been seduced by the power of the Pirate Joke, especially when I put the punch-line at the end.  I can hardly believe it myself but, you're not the first woman to laugh at me, and you shall not be the last.  I don't think we should allow that to cheapen the experiance for either of us.

Well, it was good to hear from you.  We should do this more often.

--Joshua--
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