| Worldwide Box Office (with ratings by me): 1 1997 Titanic $1,835,400,000 - CRAPFEST 2 2001 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone $968,600,000 - Dunno. 3 1999 Star Wars: Phantom Menace $925,600,000 - CRAPFEST 4 1993 Jurassic Park $920,100,000 - yeah this wasn't that bad. 5 2001 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring $860,800,000 - Ok I liked this. 6 2002 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets $827,000,000 - Dunno. 7 2002 Spider-Man $818,100,000 - Yeah liked this as well (Crap, I was hoping for non-stop crapfests) 8 1996 Independence Day $813,200,000 - SUPREME CRAPFEST (Yeah this is more like it) 9 1977 Star Wars $797,900,000 - NOT EXACTLY GREAT 10 1982 ET: The Extra-Terrestrial $772,000,000 - BORING CRAPFEST 11 1994 Lion King, The $767,700,000 - STANDARD DISNEY NAZI PROPAGANDA CRAPFEST 12 2002 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers $740,000,000 - Umm yeah liked this too. 13 1994 Forrest Gump $679,400,000 - YET ANOTHER FESTIVAL OF CRAP 14 1999 Sixth Sense, The $672,800,000 - not bad...but why'd it gross so much? 15 2002 Star Wars: Attack of the Clones $644,300,000 - KUDOS TO THE KING OF CRAPFESTS!! 16 1997 Lost World: Jurassic Park $614,300,000 - CARNIVOROUS CRAPFEST 17 1997 Men in Black $587,800,000 - UGH, IM GETTING TIRED OF WRITING CRAPFEST 18 1983 Return of the Jedi $572,700,000 - i liked this when i saw it...at the age of 7....the second time? CRAPFEST 19 2000 Mission: Impossible 2 $565,400,000 - THIS ISNT A CRAPFEST, IT'S A LIE. THERE'S NO WAY THIS UBER-CRAPFEST COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS MUCH MONEY. 20 1998 Armageddon $554,600,000 - Dunno.......but I've labelled it as a CRAPFEST before. Bravo world. Next time you wanna waste 2 hours of your life on crap, go for a walk and just send me the money you would've spent on seeing crap. I'll do good stuff with it. Honest. |
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| Least Wanted Sequels | |||||||||||
| Parkesy: ID5. The Invisibler Man. Son Of The Patriot. Return To Wicked City. Terminator 3. (Yes, I know) |
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| H.P.K.: Here's my list: Everything. For the past 20 years, all sequels have done is wh0re out some name that's made money in the past so the studios have a lock for easy money. They only have to spend enough to get a good trailer. Hell 90% of movies thesedays are sequel bait. Sign up a few slightly unknown stars, with a sequel clause in their contract. If the movies a hit with the kids, throw out a sequel or 4. If not it get's lost in the glut of junk never to be seen again and head onto the next sequel bait idea. |
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| Parkesy: I think Steve Martin said that you usually get even more money for doing a sequel than you do for the original. |
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| H.P.K.: Back in Steve Martin's day maybe, but I think they sign them up early for the sequels these days. As in before the first movie yr signed on for the sequel. Next Page: Least Wanted Sequels Continued |
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