Chorus:
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my leader to me, to me.
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my leader to me.
Verses:
My leader fell into a pothole
In a glacier while climbing an Alp.
She's still there after thirty-five long winters,
And all you can see is her scalp.
My leader had faith in a sailboat
She had build from an old hollow tree
My leader set sail for Austrailia
Now my leader lies under the sea.
My leader made friends with the hyenas,
She gave them a ride on her raft.
When a crocodile reached up and grabbed her.
The hyenas just sat there and laughed.
My leader annoyed her dear parents
They tossed her right out of the bus.
And if we don't mend our behevior,
Why that's what will happen to us!
