Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do you ears flip-flop? Can you use them for a map?
Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top.
Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter?
Do you ears flip=flop?
Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they're wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbor, with a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?
Do you ears hang wide? Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze, from the slightest littel sneeze
Can you soar above the nation, with a feeling of elation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do your ears fall off, when you give a great big cough?
Do they liethere on the ground, or bounce around at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket, just like Davey Crocket?
Do your ears fall off?