NO.� You can't talk now.... Cuz I am that's why...� Hey, stop!� ...

*We are experiencing some technical difficulties.*

~Yea.� That battered tulip, or whatever she calls herself, sucks at computers.� If she'd let ME do this-

Excuse me?� Ya RIGHT.� Oh, we have a viewer!

Greetings.� My name is-

~Scalloped petunias-

A tattered rose.� (although i go by taby too...it depends where i am)

This, is

~Slug.� Me slug.� Get it right.

Slug.� Slug is the main character of the web page.� No, Slug is not real.

~Am I not?� Really?� Are you sure?

The reason is that I am determined to be a minor character.� Whatever I watch, read, or otherwise stuff into my brain, its that *minor* character I love.� Krycek, Pinochio-

~� The Bomb.� I swear it.� She's even the main character in that game and she still loves the bomb!

Gunny,Cupid (okay okay.� he is the star.� i love him anyway), Teal'c, Brumby, Jack, Lewis, Boone (who has been a minor character since his, er, death) Lyle, CSM, Santiago, Inigo, Webb...you get the idea right?�

~ -and the succ-u-bus!� Even when it loses everything and transports the parrot to the wrong floor!!

Ahem.� Right.� Where was I?� I can't seem to operate pictures, and I hate the ones i have, so this is going to be a pretty much non-illustrated site.� Want picts, go otherwheres.� Actually though, I find words to be much more important than images, so my refusal to figure out the pictures is probably just that...

~ You should'a seen her watching the Pretender.� Somehow she became obsessed with Kyle-

Well excuse me.� Kyle was a very interesting character and so it's totally justified that-

~ -he was only on for what?� Two episodes?� Then she cries for a week when they kill him...

Just...*sobs*� Sh-shut UP!� It's not...fair *more sobbing.*� Just, look, follow Slug into the site, 'kay?� Gotta go have a good snuffle session...*sniff*

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