| A reason to live forever ... |
| Mikey, upon reaching the age of ten, quietly realized that he had never been one million years old nor known anyone who had. He didn�t think it would be such a bad gig and so set his mind to it. One million years later, Mikey was lounging comfortably on his mauve colored couch (which was then again in vogue), and reflecting on his millennia of life experiences, when he discovered he had done just about everything a man could do except be pope. Sadly, he could not recall what, during that first one hundred-thousandth of his lifetime had led him to desire to be so old. He believed he simply liked the idea of eight hundred billion people calling him great, great, great, great Grandpa Mikey. |