Why Do Men Pee On
The Floor?
Why Do Men Pee On
The Floor?
Ladies, do you shake your head in amazement at the mess the male species (from the very young to those who should know better) makes while going to the bathroom?
You ask yourself, "How hard can it be to aim that thing?"
Being the oldest boy in a family of five boys and one girl, I was once asked to explain this to my sister. In this webpage, I will attempt to answer that question. This information will fall somewhere between totally useless and Slap-the-head "Duh!"
Have fun... I hope this helps!
Believe me Ladies, we don't
do it on purpose...It's an accident! REALLY!
(Author's Note: In order
to foster complete understanding, I will refer to the various body parts and
bodily functions in their more commonly used terminology... Thus, "dick"
may be interchanged with "penis", "pee hole" may be interchanged
with "urethra opening" and "pee" or "piss" will
be interchanged with "urine") Baring a physical condition; there are some men who cannot see their penis due to a larger than desirable stomach... these men have to "pee by sound", Under ideal circumstances,
the pee hole opens (as illustrated by the number zero (0)) and pee comes out
in one straight stream... 0 Figures One What often happens... the
pee hole does not fully open, sticking together in the middle as shown in Figures
Two... (as may be illustrated by the number eight "8" or perhaps as the letters
"b" or "p" ). This is probably caused
by residual moisture from previous urination or perhaps nocturnal emissions
during sleep... If one of you medical types knows the correct medical terminology
for this condition, I would be more than happy to acknowledge you for imparting
this tid-bit of information. Figures Two This in effect, often
creates "unwanted secondary streams", often in opposite directions... often, on the floor...
Go outside, get the garden
hose and put your thumb over the center of the opening... Turn on the water...
Wha La! No matter where you were pointing the hose, I can almost guarantee, that's
NOT where the water went! Tips for men: Before you
pee, lift the toilet seats (both of them, please), open your pee hole fully by
gently stretching the head of your penis... Be aware that towards the end of the session, the urinary pressure is reduced and surface tension causes urine to follow the contours of the penis head until gravity causes it to drip on the floor... usually. After you finish, clean up any dribble, be considerate and
put down "BOTH" toilet seats.
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