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Explanation: In this chapter, you will be introduced to the Ankh. An Ankh, traditionally, is the ancient Egyptian symbol for eternal life. It looks life a cross, but instead at the top there is a loop. You have seen one before, trust me, they�re everywhere. Ancient Pharaohs would be buried with them. On their tombs gold Ankhs were carved.
Silly, if you think about it. A symbol of eternal life on your gravestone, ridiculous� The Ankh: �Alright, we have all the dragon balls! Ca�mon, Piccolo, call the dragon forth!�
�Fine, fine.� Piccolo murmured a few ancient Namekian words. Suddenly the sky grew black and the balls glowed with anticipation (hehehe) of the dragon.
In a burst of light Shenlong, the Ball�s dragon, appeared above the tiny remaining Z gang and called:
�You have 2 wishes. Wish them!�
�Great Dragon,� began Piccolo, �We wish to know how we may, in detail, defeat Tarnak the Immortal.�
�Wisely worded, little green man. To defeat an immortal, one must be immortal. When one is immortal, one has the powers of an immortal.
�Deep within the ruins of an ancient Egyptian tomb is a sacred Ankh. That Ankh makes its barer immortal. With this ring you can defeat Tarnak.
�But there is a catch: only a human may wear the ring and one must have a massive ki to be able to access the Ankh�s powers. One would have to be both saiyen and human to wear it. HAHAHAHAHAHa, good luck.�
�FUCK!� Screamed Yamcha.
�Is there any other way to defeat Tarnak, Great Dragon?�
�No.�
�FUCK!� yelled Piccolo in frustration. �Then all of this was for nothing!�
�No it wasn�t.� said Vegeta softly.
�What do you mean?�
�There is a way. When saiyens bond they connect with blood. If I were to bond with a human then we would be each other. A saiyen bond is a soul, blood, and mind bonding. I would be part of this human, so I would be both saiyen and human. Since there are no more saiyen females and to accomplish this it must be done with a human I will live with a one-sided bond for the rest of my life because humans can not bond themselves back.�
�Whoah-ho! The mighty saiyen figured out my little riddle. I�m impressed.� Boomed Shenlong.
�You would be willing to bind yourself like that to some woman just to save the earth? That is really heroic, in a really messed up way.� Spoke Bulma.
�Yea, Vegeta. I misjudged you, kinda. Who are you going to pick to�bond� to? What kind of girl are you lookin� for, ca�mon it�s time for guy talk.� Said the hormone filled Yamcha.
�Idiot, if I do this, I will bond with Bulma.�
�WHAT!� screamed both Yamcha and Bulma in shock and surprise, Piccolo saw it coming.
�We don�t have time to search this pathetic planet for a worthy enough mate for me. The woman is only one of you I could ever stand to be around with, she will be sufficient.�
�Do I get a say in this?� demanded the indignant lady.
�Of course you do, Bulma. And she says HELL NO!� hollered Yamcha.
�Wait a minute, this is a matter of billions of lives and billions of deaths. I have to think about this. Vegeta? What exactly does �bonding� entail?� asked Bulma.
�It should mean that you are my mate or what you would call �wife.� But I do not believe in rape so without the sex you would be my mate, for life. I would be connected to you in mind and soul, without sex we could not be connected in body. You could no longer associate with Yamcha like you have been; you will not be permitted to touch. You are mine, no man will be able to touch you or I will rip his balls off, set them on fire, and shove them down his mercy pleading throat.� Explained Vegeta while giving Yamcha dangerous looks.
�What do you mean by �connected in mind and soul�?�
�I would feel what you feel and know your memories. Should you agree to this I promise I would never hurt you and always protect you.�
She was backed in a corner. The world would suffer if she didn�t bond with Vegeta. She couldn�t be selfish. One to suffer is better than billions.
�Fine, I�ll do it.�
***************Thank you for reading!
More to come cool people!
-Ifonly
Backed in a Corner (Part 3)