Check out this really weird interview from Sick Of This Life Fanzine (USA). Answered some dumb questions for that as well, but it was refreshing. Beware of this webzine coming to you when you least expected it! Here it is:
SICK OF THIS LIFE INTERVIEW?
1. Who are you and why should I fucking interview you?
- This is Calvin from Raspatul and I was just wondering why I should do this interview as well!
2.Give a short background of your band.
- We are just a useless mediocre Death Thrash Metal band from Singapore. We are signed to Obskure Sombre Records (Canada) and we are releasing a new CD entitled "Devils In Renewed Birth". The mastering for this CD was done by James Murphy (Death, Obituary, Testament, Disincarnate). But I think none of this really interest you, does it? Maybe if you ask us to give you our backsides instead of our background�.
3. Why are you sick of the shitty bands on myspace?
- Well because they are just Myspace bands, what else can you expect? Out of the millions of Myspace bands, how many are really good ones?
4. Give us a reason why you hate life, and why it makes you want to vomit..
- Life is nothing without purpose, and what makes me want to vomit is that the majority of humankind are imbeciles without thought. Most of them are 'programmed' bastards.
5. Do you make a lot of money in your band? Cause I want free CDs, shirts (large), really anything I'll give my address!
- If I was rich, I will never answer your interview!! You can obtain our free CDs from our label Obskure Sombre Records. If it takes a blowjob to get some free stuff, why not?
6. How are my questions so far?
- They are all wonderful. The best interview I have done so far. Period.
7. Which music would you listen to sexist/racist hip hop or emo Little boy softcore?
- None of those. I like my Cantopop Music just fine.
8. I hate doing these interviews, so give your last rites. Did you enjoy these questions, I didnt!
- I am sure you hated doing interviews, then I think it's great! So to everyone out there, don't buy our CDs and stop supporting us! Well I hate to love the questions here, that's what I can say!