Here is a new review for the split album '10 Ways To Split Thy Skull' from Nihilistic Holocaust webzine (France). Check out this cum-soaked review :)
10 WAYS TO SPLIT THY SKULL Split 2x CDr. 2005.
A 10 ways split CDr composed of 10 bands and 2 CDr isn't the easiest thing to review, but since all of the band members agreed to send me their semen in well rounded little packages, so that I can increase the size of my collection, I'll make an effort and regurgitate a part of the sucked in substance of the horny.
The first band is DETRIMENTUM from Uk, with 3 song from their last MCD. You can hear 3 expulsions of diabolic semen taking their rides a brutal, but not so modern way... A bunch of quite old styled, or better said obscure, influences are there. This is an okey facial shot, quite brutal, with a corroded sound, but not much more happening in my thirsty throat.
The second cumfukkers are SERRATED SCALPEL who plays a kind ball-shredding mix between Us brutal death and blasting death (So I'm lucky their semen has reached my mail box) yet with some technical, blackened and quite weird melodic touches from here and there. All in all, it could be testiculated between USBDM and mid old MORBID ANGEL.
Not bad, I appreciate their research for a more intricate insemination, but my throat remains thirst.
Then, you try to ingurgitate all the corporal liquid of the following band, GODLESS, but they didn't help me that much to make it reach the stomach.
They have improved quite seriously since an older demo I could hear, this time it's some kind of darkened Death metal (With MORBID ANGEL, IMMOLATION, EMPEROR influences, and few melodies). It's quite well done and built, but also lacks of energy and intensity for the seed shall penetrate.
The ULCERATE helps to make the explosion of acid and corrosive semen more tormenting. There's one song from a demo (previously reviewed in vomit by Lord Gayball_Gayblow), 2 new songs that sound more sextreme and 1 live group-ejaculation. Us Styled Brutal death with influences of old CRYPTOPSY, some quite catchy or a bit more "abstract" riffs from here and there, and almost really obscure part in the vein of the once total death metal dominators MORBID ANGEL.
A cool bag of putrid secretions fans of the style will east up without problem.
MYND SNARE might be one of the most extreme death thrash band from India, but I tend to drown a bit in the multi-regurgitations of semen, as their kinda progressive style taking it the way of the end 90s lacks of direct impact for my spermatozoidal needs! I heard worst, but also much more horny.