JOKES:
What nationality is Santa Claus? = Polish, North Polish, Silly. :0)
What do elves learn in school? = Thats the Elf-abet!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? = Crisp Cringle.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? =
Missletoe! HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? = You boil the hell out of it. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? = Frostbite. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? = Because it soots him
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Have You Been been naughty or nice.
As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
E-Mail Christmas Wishes To Santa
Surprises ~ Did You Know?
Famous people born on Christmas Day include WC Field (1946), Alice Cooper (1945) Princess Alexandra (1936) and Charlie Chaplin (1889).
The Twelve Days of Christmas are the days between Christmas Day and Epiphany and represent the length of time that the three wise men from the East took to reach the manger of Jesus Christ after his birth.
December 26 is traditionally known as St Stephen's Day, but in the UK it is more commonly known as Boxing Day. This expression came about because money was collected in alms-boxes placed in churches during the festive season.
St Nicholas"s feast day is December 6.
The tradition of a holiday tree has been around since ancient times and has played an important part in winter celebrations for many centuries. Early Christmas trees were often decorated with apples, nuts and candles.
The first charity Christmas card was printed by Unicef, the United Nations Children Fund, in 1949. Holiday Gift Ideas
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