STEPHEN, HE’S A TOP AUSSIE BLOKE
 WE SAID, STEPHEN, LOVES A BEER AND A JOKE.
 C’MON, STEPHEN, SHOW US HOW YOU CAN BOX
 WE KNOW TOMMY G IS YOUR HERO

 YEAH MON, YOU LOVE THOSE BOYS FROM COOL RUNNINGS
 WE SAID, STEPHEN, YOUR WEAR AN APRON AT BUNNINGS
 ON THE WEEKEND, YOU PUT ON THOSE BIG GLOVES
 PLAYING CRICKET IS WHAT YOU LOVE!
 
 WE’D LIKE TO SAY HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY
 JUST LIKE TO SAY HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY
 THE TIME HAS NOW COME TO PARTY WITH MACE
 GOZZIES CRICKET CLUB IS THE PLACE

 DID YOU KNOW THAT STEPHEN LOVES CRICKET
 HE’S ALWAYS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND THE WICKETS
 ANYTIME OF THE DAY HE ENJOYS A GOOD MEAL,
 OR TELLING STORIES ON THE RUMOUR MILL
 
 STEPHEN, AT KARAOKE YOU SING
 AH UH, STEPHEN! YOUR FAVOURITE TRACKS FROM THE KING
 WE SAID, STEPHEN, THINKS THE SIMPSONS ARE WICKED.
 AND HE REALLY LOVES HIS CRICKET

 STEPHEN HE’S A WORKING CLASS MAN.
 EVEN THOUGH HE’S THE BLUES ONLY FAN
 ONYA AUSSIE! WE JUST WANT TO SAY
 HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 IT’S FUN TO STAY AT Y.M.C.A. 
 - OOOPS HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY