When you think of a girl named Gem
You think of a flower and not of the stem
The way that she glows
And the way that she rows
De Knock ‘em down, yeah she’ll show all of them

Though you may never have seen it before
She’ll knit you a scarf that goes down to the floor

Gemma x 2

She goes to work everyday at P.C
The kids of the future need to learn some P.E
She’ll try not to cry
Getting tint in her eye
She’ll be watching neighbours while eating her tea

When she goes out, yeah she knows the score
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor

Gemma x 2

Today is your birthday, Happy Birthday from us
Also from you cats and your dog Fergus
Now that we’re here
We’ll all give a cheer
Dammit! You know that you’re worth the fuss

Hey what’s that De Knocking on the door?
I think it’s a gift basket we got from the store

Gemma x 3