Jacqui works it hard at Liquorland
Goes to school at TAFE to become a librarian
She’s an Aries not an airhead And her TBC name is Brie
And she is Paul McDermott’s greatest Fan

She died a tragic death in Died Laughing
Has Good Luck tattooed on her tummy and a belly ring
She drives a Nissan Pulsar But she doesn’t drive it very far
So we took this opportunity to sing

Today is Jacqui’s Birthday as you can see
We’ve invited you to have fun and this we’ll guarantee
It’s time to jump and jive Coz J-LO’s turning 25
Make sure she’s had some toasted corn for tea

Her singlet has turned black from kickboxing
Don’t wake her in the arvo coz she’ll be sleeping in
She loves to listen to Axl While practising on her triangle
And Tru Dat will be in the background groovin’

My Dad wants her to keep her just right
Even when she dancing to LA LA LA Tonight
We had a go at stand up But the audience wouldn’t crack up
Now she works that corner every night

The Jac Jac Jacqui Breakdown

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