Spivey Leaks
Spivey Leaks was a drip of a man.
He looked like a potato shoved into jeans.
He was 45 and loved Jesus so much
it made him hyperventilate
when the kids would tease him on it,
on their ways home from school.
He wanted to squash them all like gnats,
and would have- too-which
is a good argument for perpetuating
the threat of hell, I suppose.