| < You know the drill�> Dear Stephen Fleming, 8:30pm Episode III: Return of the Insomniacs. And to quote Han Solo �we�ve got company!� � some of Sisters stupid friends (hereafter known as F1 and F2.) I dislike them. They have stolen my couch and are making fun of my pyjamas. 8:53pm �You know, there�s a really good movie on channel two.� F2 shows her complete stupidity. I protest wildly at the idea of changing the channel, four letter words flowing. Sister explains that �Puppet really wants to watch this. I want to as well. Those blokes don�t look bad either� (and I thought teenagers were supposed to be the� er� morally loose ones) �Oh yeah!� speaks up F1 �who�s that in the black wearing gloves? Are those gloves?� �Brendon McCullum.� �He looks pretty tasty.� God Help Me. First ball bowled 9:00pm by Shane Bond. 9:05pm The hat� the sunnies� hahahahahaha! (I�m not going to stop making fun of those) 9:32pm - Jacob Oram looks very very very pained. As a note� Hello? Remember last game? Really tight fielding? How bout going back in time and doing that! (Oh jeepers Stephen, I�m sorry. Discount that last paragraph. It really WAS mean.) 9:44pm Oh yeah, great stuff Brendon. That one came down with snow on it. F1s reaction was worth documenting. �Hey, the sexy guy got a catch! Hey� hey� he�s really short! Or is that lanky guy next to him (you, Stephen) just really, well, lanky?� Neither sister nor I could answer, on account of we were trying to cheer and have hysterics at the same time. Jacob�s expressions really are wonderful. He looks to be in excruciating pain. I know how he feels. I am surrounded by idiots � neither of sisters� friends knows anything about cricket, so they seem to take pride in asking stupid bloody questions. ? What�s an over? ? Why do they have two sets of points? ? When do we get to score points? ? Why are they all hugging each other? ? Is he allowed to hit him on the head? ? Why does that Adam guy keep yelling? ? Who�s he? ? Who�s HE? I am taking refuge in this letter and not answering. I didn�t invite them here. 10:45pm FINALLY!! Yeah, Boje gets out!! Go Scotty. (Love the salute between Styris and McMillan. Reminds me of the old Hurricanes salute) |