| <Sorry bout not sending this earlier, I slept until 3pm on Sunday�> Dear Stephen Fleming, 12:27am Oooh aren�t I slack, not writing to you until half time? Though I feel I have an excuse � staying out until 2am last night, drinking coffee with the guy who should be my boyfriend (he just doesn�t know it yet�) As the famous wrap-up speech one went ��so basically�yeah� *nod nod*� here are my random observations, none of witch have any relevance or correlation to anything whatsoever. - After the last three overs you earned the right to go absolutely psycho. So go on, go nuts - I may be getting used to your sunglasses! Oh� wait� nah, I still think they look bloody ridiculous - Didn�t Cairnsy bowl well? Looked happy as a clam too. - It must be terribly ignominious as a wicketkeeper to be picked up by somebody as Cairns did to McCullum. Looked awfully sweet though. - I saw three pictures in the DomPost of Shaun Pollock's heart breaking and I felt SOOOOO guilty. All the girls who saw it wanted to hug him. All the boys who saw it called him a fag. - Brendon must have heard my call for more volume because he talked a lot. �Good bowling H� rang out a great deal. All very encouraging. - runouts were all very stylish - Don�t mess this up� Batting Craig McMillan, in 1:13am Stephen Fleming, in 1:13am 1:30am �Parently a bloke called Brian Murphy has fuggered his calf in the nets. �Parently that�s good for us. Cool. 1:40am Craig, you doofus!! You�re doing great though�. Now you and Nathan should do well Craig Mcmillan out 1:40 am runs 8 1:57am Phone call!!!! Its only Sister checking in. she told me to tell you �your batting is inexpressibly elegant� she�s watching the game at a Dunedin pub. 2:19am DAMNITT Oh shit Stephen!! You did good but� I guess I was hoping for another South Africa. Still f�in elegant you are. I�m proud of ya mate. Stephen Fleming out 2:19am runs 46 Scott Styris in 2:19am 2:47am I have but one word� BUGGER Scott Styris, out 2:47am runs (too slack..) Chris Cairns in 2:47am 3:54am Sorry Stephen� I fell asleep�. 3:56am Uh�. Stephen, your gonna crunch those field glasses in a minute. Relax, matey potatey, relax. 4:20am You know, I've discovered something � you feel more tired lying than sitting. Also when your really really tired things start spinning. Like they are now. - I heard some nasty nasty things at the rugby on Friday. (Hurricanes Versus Stormers) like �you may be in the super 12, but you�ll never be in the super 6� and (when 10 points behind) �your still nine points behind, at least by Shaun Pollocks maths� mean, funny as hell, but mean. Oh well I�m just glad the Hurricanes finally won! 4:29am Dang� Cairnsy gets a six, then gets out. Now we gotta go hell for leather. Chris Cairns, out 4:29am runs 54 Chris Harris, in 4:29am 4:39am Does Nathan have nine lives or something? 4:49am Whew, were there. And I�m stoked. Didn�t Nathan do well!! Another kiwi century. Great stuff. Please pass on my congratulations. Next comes the Trans Tasman clash. Australia (boo, hiss). You know, if there�s any team who could beat them, its you guys. And ill be here to watch, and see odd things, and yell at the telly. And to be proud of everything you do. Good Luck, Stephen Fleming Yours in Cricket, Puppet. (Letter finished 4:58am, game over) <P.s. the Ockers say they gonna be targeting you. If it were me, I�d be flattered.> |