| New Zealand Versus South Africa, Game Two. |
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| Graeme Smith, frozen in time... Looking like a duck. Quack. |
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| Chris Cairns kisses ass. |
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| Stephen Fleming is so full of happy thoughts after his hundred that he actually starts to fly. |
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| "Okay Macca, you kneel behind him, Ill push him over" "Didnt the Indians do that to us during the World Cup?" |
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| Dont you hate it when you get an itch on your back that you just cant reach? |
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| "Okay God, you can strike me down now..." |
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| "Taxi!" |
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| Stephen Fleming, kicks ass and looks DAMN good doing it. |