| Dear Stephen Fleming, 8:42pm Guess whose back, back again, Puppet's back, tell a friend. Guess whose back; guess whose back guess whose back� Hello, I�m Puppet, you may remember me from such letters as all those I wrote during the world cup. Ahhhhhh and you thought you were safe� I would have started this letter when the game started but I was far too lazy. The first innings could have been entitled hair raising. The sparse photos provided of test series meant that the New Zealand public did not see how bad some of the guys� hair had gotten. Of particular merit are Scott Styris, who looks like a Bogan; and Shane Bond, who must have some special skill to have hair one and a half centimeters long and still get it sticking up at the back. I do like Brendon McCullums curls though, very sweet. 9:09pm And now, the famous list of random stuff that jumped out at me during the game. - Chris Nevin, while wearing his helmet, looks like a mushroom. Tehehehe. - Brendon seemed to find the entire first innings very humourous. Nice. - You still ain�t done anything about those sunglasses, and they still make you look silly. - What was with those cheerleaders?? - What is with the sightscreen?? - You were right, that band is annoying. - Poor old Louey Vincent, If anything would make you turn to Christianity it would be Shoab Akhtar bowling at your body. - Scott looks worried. Pretty understandable really. - Lou, applauding the bowler when he bowls a ball you like is not going to get him to bowl more of them. - And the rain comes down. Happy Mothers Day indeed. - Akhtar is a chucker� - Lou Vincent and Chris Cairns are insane runners. 10:21 WIN!! YAY!!! - �But first, well show you the best boundaries of the innings.� A large water cow thing is shown� - We all know Lou really wanted a paper bike. But how�s he gonna get the real one through customs? We win, well done, I�m going to bed. Yours in Cricket, Puppet. (Letter finished 10:43pm, I like Sri Lankan time zones better than South African ones�) |