| 10:20pm Okay, I�m not channel surfing anymore. I changed channels just in time to see Scotty out. Bleedin� heck. Scott Styris, out 10:20pm, runs 20 Chris Cairns, In 10:20pm 10:49pm Finally the stupid Sopranos is over and I can get back to the important business of watching cricket. 11:01pm We are far better set than Monday. We have busted out the couch bed and are sitting here giggling. 11:03pm NATHAN DID NOT HIT THAT BALL. It must be stated clearly; the umpire fucked it up. Sister is cursing the television. Nathan Astle, Out 11:03pm, runs (uncounted by this lazy-ass viewer) Lou Vincent, In 11:03pm (Nathan�s expression was classic though. His eyes bulged out so far I thought they would fall clear out of his head!) 11:13pm Bugger seems to be the word of the day. Cairns is out because he didn�t hit it hard enough. He looks seriously pissy. As an aside I think Lou Vincent is wasted on cricket, he should go to the Olympics as a sprinter! Chris Cairns, out 11:13pm, runs 37 Chris Harris, in 11:13pm 11:19pm DAMNIT! Louie�s out. And sister has just hit me for it. ME!?! I mean, what the hell? Lou Vincent, out 11:19pm, runs 9 Brendon McCullum, in 11:19pm 11:34pm You know the way to get more people to watch cricket? Introduce brawls. I mean, as you go off, you give the bowler a smack around with your bat. I would be good stress relief for the batsmen, and it would shoot ratings sky high. Americans might even watch it. Sister thinks that the idea, and therefore I, is stupid but I think it has some merit. What do you think Stephen? 12:03am Bugger. (I seem to be using that word a lot eh?) Oh well. Here comes Andre Adams. Jeezus I am tired. Chris Harris, Out 12:03 am, runs 19 Andre Adams, In 12:03 12:29am Nice. Give Brendon and Andre a pat on the back from me. It�s all good. McCullum should join Lou in the sprinters camp. You can defend two hundred and fourty one you know. Field well. Bowl well. Don�t listen to pessimistic Danny Morrison |