| 50 Best things about being a Gurl. |
| 1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 2.Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 3.Yeah- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. 4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends. 6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 7. We can throw complete temper tantrums and put it down to hormones.8.Dark circles under the eyes? Zits? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?) 9.We dont have to shave our faces. 10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. 11. Guys. 12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!! 13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough... 14.That whole circumcision thing! 15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better. 16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway? 17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. 18. Girls can slap guys and get away with it, guys hit girls and they're busted. 19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! 20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. 21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom. 22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us. 23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are. 24. We can burst into tears whenever we want, wherever we want. 25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day. 26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammate's butt when she makes a good play. 27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking stupid music. Well, almost nobody. (Things change.) 28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice. 29.We can get away with wearing platforms or high heels without looking goofy. 30.We give really really good advice. 31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers. 32. We can hold each other's hands, link arms, and sit on each other's laps. If guys do that? Yeah. 33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls. 35.Bevis and Butt-Head are not funny. 36.The sweetest songs and best poems are written about us. 37.We don't have to sit on our wallets. 38.And our wallets have a place for change. 39.Its entirely possible that we will marry 1 of the guys from our favorite guy band some day. 40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. 41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. 42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young. 43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called sissy. 44. We can totally justify any shopping spree. 45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. 46. We can always get away with being late. 47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?) 48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs. 49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Erica arent much of a turn on 50.We look great in tank tops. |