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This is something I thought of in a dark theatre called Kinnelon 11 (sounds like a space ship, eh?) while watching Bend it like Beckham. Now I'll be able to tell everyone my opinion on movies. Be afraid. |
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Bend it Like Beckham |
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Now, I'm sure you all think I'm going to bash this movie to heck because I want to review it. But I actually enjoyed this movie. Now you're thinking "Oh my goodness! How can you like a movie that doesn't have Orlando Bloom in it?!" It's very simple, you see. All you need is...another hot guy with an accent but I'll get to him later. First, I liked this movie because of all the Brit lingo. You know I'm a sucker for that. Football instead of soccer, bullucks instead of b.s. It's all good. Second, I enjoyed the Indian culture (as in from India, not Native American). I love so many different cultures but I think that this one is really special because of their foods, clothing, and really cool accents (Just to let everyone know, I'm not trying to make fun of any cultures or religions. I really mean what I say.) Third, say that Keira Knigtly (Pirates of the Caribbean) is a lesbian over and over again but first, try to buy her a push up bra in the first five minutes of the movie. Yes, it happened and I snickered through the whole thing. That's what you get for touching Orli in a "swashbuckling" way! *ahem* Anyway, Jess (Parminder Nagra) and Jules's (Kiera Knightly) mothers were very funny and added a lot to the movie. Also, I'm going to get the soundtrack to the movie because it was really great! Now to the hot guy: Jonathan Rhys Meyers is newest on my *swoon* *falls on floor* list. He's awefully attractive and he has an accent too. But! he's Irish which means my mom would let me date him ^_^ He's been in movies like The Governess, Velvet Goldmine, and Titus.
So I'm giving Bend it like Beckham three evil ducks. One for Brit lingo, one for culture, and one for Jonathan. |
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Pirates of the Caribbean |
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This is a keeper. I've seen it four times and laughed through every minute of it. I thought I'd only like it because Orlando's chest was noticably more visible than in LotR but what a surprise it was to me when I came out of the theatre crying from laughter! Johnny Depp was hilairous as the rather delusional Captain Jack Sparrow. Orlando Bloom was...well...gorgeous. But I still have an unidentifyable problem with Kiera Knightly. Jack the monkey rocked my socks. The special effects are amazing! Don't blink during the fight scene, you may miss Captain Barbossa changing from Pirate to evil skeleton! Even though half the things in the movie aren't authentic, I still like it. Correction: It's stayes, not a corset and if you use that word in front of me I'll have to send ya to Davey Jones's locker! Huzzah! I think everyone should go see this (at least twice) and then use lotsa pirate words.
Arrr! I be givin' Pirates of the Caribbean four and a half evil ducks! One fer Orlando dressed as one of the three musketeers, another fer spiffey pirate lingo, one fer me feelin' bad that not only does Commodore Norrington have bad taste but Elizabeth hates him, one fer rum, and half for Capt. Sparrow's eyeshadow. Arrrr! |
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The O.C. |
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Yes, I'm quite aware that The O.C. is a television show but I want to review it so there.
Surprisingly, I enjoy this new show on Fox. Even with it's predictable plot lines, Jewish-American-Princess-like characters, water polo players, and a guy from "the hood" that's groomed a little too well for someone coming from "the hood", I (critical as I can be) watch it. Actually, the only reason why I watch this show is the main character's best friend Seth. I can relate to Seth in a number of ways. He has no friends. He needs a hug. He's (cooincidentally) not invited to parties. He doesn't have a date to the catilian (which I can't spell). Basically, Seth is your geeky outcast.
Seth also claims to live with "pod people" and I know exactly how that is. Go Seth!
I'm giving The O.C. three evil ducks. One for Seth, one for Seth telling his mom not to say underwear ^_^, and the last...well, I guess that one's for Seth too because he's the only redeeming quality to the show. The O.C. is on Fox every Tuesday at 9:00PM (East) and you should watch it. I really do enjoy it! |
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