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My Holler-iffic Weekend |
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This is something that I might update every once in a while telling you about some Holler-iffic weekends I've had. This is the weekend of 7.12.03 to 7.13.03: |
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Saturday- "Weird Al" Yankovic Concert |
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As y'all should should know, I love Weird Al. ON Saturday, I was at my second Weird Al concert. It was AMAZING! |
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Legolas? |
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"One More Minute" |
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Before the concert when my dad was buying t-shirts, I saw this really tall woman and thought "wow...that woman's like...taller than my dad" (or something to that effect). Then the woman turned around and I was like "whoa! That's a guy and he doesn't really look like a woman...and he's HOT!" And then I thought "holly shiznit! He looks like LEGOLAS!" He had shoulder length blonde hair and was really tall and kinda skinny (the way Legolas is, yeah?). And, weird thing, he had dark eyebrows like Orlando Bloom in the movie. He was wearing an Alice Cooper shirt and this kinda tight jeans (mhmm) and he had these American flag All Stars that looked like he'd worn them all through friggin Middle Earth! (They were really old). So I just thought "If I was older and not with my parents...I would go for him!" |
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All of his songs were great! I was singing along and screaming and clapping and I think I've lost my voice. (Don't worry. I'll still talk!) He played some older songs and new ones too. And then he sang "One More Minute" which is about not wanting to stay with his girlfriend who's dumping him (but that's not the point) and he came into the audience!!!! And we had such good seats! (row 15) He came down the aisle and I was four seats away from where he was standing! I could've touched him if I wanted to be arrested! WOW! ...that's pretty much the closest I've been to someone who's famous and isn't family. Oh well. I'll meet him after I win my first Oscar. |
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Mikey Mikey Warman |
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Did I mention that Mike Warman was sitting two rows behind me? Well, now I did. Damnation IM THE FAIRY PRINCESS! |
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Al TV |
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When Al was changing his costumes, there would be a little video of Al TV with parodies of movies, fake interviews, and scenes from UHF.
There were "interviews" (where Al was edited into real interviews with some of his own questions) with Avril La-something, Eminem, Justin Timberlake (w/Brintany Spears), and Celine Dion. Eminem said two triple negatives and "ya know what i'm sayin'" a gazillion times. Avril was asked if she liked being a midget. Al asked Justin what Britany was like and he said "Big. They're really big."
The scenes from UHF were hilarious. "You get to drink from...THE FIRE HOSE!" and "YOU'RE SOOOO STUPID!"
And then there was 60% Chance of Rain which looks like the scariest movie ever! Teehee. |
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Sunday- Pirates of the Caribbean |
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Well, I thought I would only like this movie because of Orlando Bloom. BOY WAS I WRONG!!!! This was the best movie. And I must say it ties w/ LotR (even if Ashley says it's better!) Johnny Depp was funny, Orlando did what he does best (looking incredibly gorgeous!) and Commodore Norrington looked like Erik w/ a k. Weird, eh? Here are the best quotes from the movie... |
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Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around. Oh, no...that's right. Lock him in irons. |
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Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: um...pirate? |
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Norrington: Every man who sails under a black flag or has a pirate brand deserves the same thing. A short drop and a short stop [and we're not talkin baseball here]. |
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Elizabeth being laced into stayes NOT CORSET!!!
Gov. Swann: It's the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth: Well the ladies in London must've learned not to breathe! |
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