Six Flags Great Adventure
[Please, don't take offense to any of this. They're jokes!]
As we waited on line for Congo Rapids (or something like that) we wondered why the hell we were waiting on the mile-long line and who we could blame it on. Our joke from Jointure carried over and Noah decided "It's Ashley's fault." It sounded like a good laugh so, as Jodie talked to Ashley on the phone, Noah told Ashley how it was all her fault. Of course, she was ticked because she didn't know what it was that was her fault (if that makes any sense to you). The rest of the trip we were blaming things on eachother. Including the jokes:
Noah: Who's fault is it again? I can't remember...
Me: WELL, IT'S NOT MYYYYYYYY FAULT!
Ashely got really mad and isn't talking to us any more. The End.
Me: Seth, you should come on our bus and sit w/ Ashley on the way back.
Seth: I'll do that!
Me: But you should ask. And tell Sweet [our band teacher] that you have to do it or you'll lose the love of your life!
Seth: Yeah! And that's the most important thing!
Me: Yeah...well...besides cheese.
(A few seconds later)
Me: I mean to say chocolate. Because chocolate just spells love!
Seth: Well, actually only the e and o in "chocolate" are in "love"
Me: Hypothetically, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, if chocolate had lips, it would say 'love'.
Me: Yeah. It would say 'I love chocolate'
Seth: If there was a woman made out of chocolate, I'd be set...
Steve (Islam): Noah, I dare you to sit on Jason [U.]'s lap and caress his chest.
Everyone: LOFAO!
Stacey: Noah, if you had to screw anyone on the band trip, who would it be?
Noah: Oh, God...Beomz!