My name is Akhilesh, not that it matters. I am known as Rap in IITm, not that it matters either.

This is some sort of vague tradition. I keep making a page every six months or so out of utter boredom, when I am at home. No place like home to do nothing but make second (or should I say third?) rate web pages.

Let me introduce myself,
I'm social disease.
Something – Something – Something
Dread and the fugitive mind

My Gpa is an unpleasant detail that I would not like to go into for rather obvious reasons if you happen to see my grade card.

My Parents are in Nashik, as I am too, right now. I will not give any addresses here, owing to the constant threat of terrorism that our planet seems to be facing. So basically if a terrorist has to abduct me he has to look out for a guy in Nashik wearing an IITm T-shirt. That is not too likely however, since I seldom wear IITm T-shirts here. And there's another guy in Nashik from IITm. I don't know if he wears IITm T-shirts.

All that is beside the point. Well, not exactly, since I don't see any point at all in making this pathetic web page. So, what motivated me to make this page?

Nothing. Nothing at all. And the contents of this page prove the same, right? Have you gained any knowledge about anything at all in this page so far? None. I suppose none. Read on, you will not be disappointed.

There is a lot of politics in the world. It was there all the time, so it did not disappear and come back. I think an in depth view of what my eye sees of the world is what I would like to keep on this web page. But I don't know if I will be able to do that before I am disturbed by yet another tantrum from my sister who seems to throw tantrums like advertisers for computer courses throw leaflets advertising for their courses.

First let's get some facts straight,
(As opposed to gay facts?)

Basically rather than a party guy who can dance to any song, I would define myself as a non-party guy who cannot dance even for the company of sexually appealing members of the opposite sex (females). People who have seen me (the person) fall when (I am) forced to dance will definitely vouch for that.

So in a nutshell I do not identify with the Ricky Martin club. I'm quite sure that I would give them an inferiority complex as far as looks are concerned (don't you smell a bit of sarcasm somewhere?), but what the hell, let them keep their egos intact, and I'll just inflate mine (ego).

I really love the Britney Spears videos. What I usually do when her videos come on TV (which is most of the time) I just mute the TV and turn on some Floyd (top volume) and admire the video. This way you do not have old fogies on the screen, but rather appealing young women minus the cacophony that seems to come out of their mouths (of the rather appealing young women) but you have refined music composed by the finest in the world in your ears.

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