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I was in Lowe's yesterday and I discovered that that store has the shittiest service ever. I was there for two hours waiting to ask a simple question about tiles. I told the guy I needed to ask him a question and he said, "Give me a minute," Which I could understand because he was helping other people with carpet. Well, when he was done he began helping other costumers. I figured I would let him then give him Hell when he was done. So I started smashing tiles and spraying glue everywhere, then I stole the duct tape that was sitting on the service desk and knocked over a rack of brochures. Then I see this fat fuck helping these people and I gave him The Look of Death which almost knocked him on his ass. He began to hurry along. Then I finally found another employee who was nice enough to stop what he was doing and come help me with the price and color of these fucking tiles. Then that other fuck comes over all super pissed because I got that other guy to help me. Well then the super pissed guy is asking if I need the tiles cut, which I did so I made him start cutting and when he was done I dropkicked the fucker and left with my tiles that I sure as Hell didn't pay for because Lowe's is a shitty place and only had one register open so I left with no intention of ever going back unless it was to burn the place down. |
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