Don't See "The Ring"
The movie "The Ring" sucked like a plunger in a toilet. This movie wasn't scary just shitty. Only one decent part in the movie exists, and that is when the horse jumps off the boat and gets cut up. I laughed during the scene. The movie didn't even make any sense. OH NO! I watched a gay ass video and got a phone call now I am going to die! Then the movie drags on and on about its origin and doesn't explain why people died when they watched it. They probably got an aneurism from being so pissed off at how gay and pointless the video they just watched was. I found the movie "Cthulhu's Mansion" to be scarier. Both of these films are a disgrace to horror movies. If you thought "The Ring" was frightening then you are a pussy. Thank god I didn't see this in theatres because I would have beaten the shit out of the manager till he gave me my six dollars back. Along with the entire plot of the movie, the whole acting part sucked. Only the guy was remotely cool. This is because he picked up one of my all-time favorite weapons which is a tire iron. Then there was that stupid little shit, the main characters' son in the movie. He pissed me off just by looking at the camera. In the time it took to watch this movie I could have been doing something a lot more fun and productive, like bleeding for example. If you don't want your retinas burned out by a stupid movie then don't see "The Ring"
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