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Freddy Versus Jason is a kick ass movie. I thought it would be really fucking stupid because Freddy and Jason are pretty stupid. Freddy is a child molester and Jason is a deformed eleven year old wuss. The first movie that Freddy was in, the original Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy comes out looking like a fucking retard. When the main character brings Freddy out of her dream she has some lame ass traps set up (though I do like the gun powder in the light bulb) and stupid shit head Fred gets nailed by every single one, what a sucky villain. Then we have Jason which might just be even worse. The original Friday the 13th doesn't even have Jason in it. It's about his psycho mom killing people and eventually she gets killed or something, I don't remember I was to busy trying to find some glue to sniff to try and make the movie more interesting. Then we have Freddy VS Jason which features these two originally lame and dull horror villains into super bad ass murderers. Some parts are really funny like with the caterpillar thing and when the propane tanks explode like the fucking Death Star but it was pretty stupid because THE MORTALS LIVED! It's not fun unless everyone dies. Some rubber cement and a plastic bag might have helped this movie a bit more, all and all though I give it a 4 out of 5. |
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