Fist of the North Star Kicks Ass
For all of you that don't know, fist of the North Star is this old kick ass cartoon. It was almost pure violence. Each episode was about 25 minutes long and had about 23 minutes of ass kicking. The show's main character was Ken. He would kick peoples' asses left and right, and he didn't just beat the shit out of them, oh no that would be too simple. Instead whenever he punches someone they swell up and explode like a rash from poison ivy only a lot more violent. In the second chapter Ken meets Rei. I thought Rei was going to be some pussy because he had long blue hair (yes Rei is a guy in this show) but I think he is actually cooler than Ken because Rei can cut people into pieces with his fingers. When Rei enters the show there is three times the ass kicking as before, not two times the ass kicking but three times.
You might be wondering, "What happens during the other 2 minutes?" Well there are these 2 little shits in the show, Bart and Lyn. They talk about one minute each. This two minutes of non-fighting pisses me off to an extreme, then I see more bloodshed, flying limbs, and exploding heads and I am happy again.
They would play four episodes straight in a row on the channel called "Showtime Beyond" which is a pretty stupid ass channel except for Fist of the North Star; however, they have taken the show off the air. Whoever made this decision should die violently, seriously.  That guy sickens me. I don't even know him but he is one stupid ass fuck for taking off a show that was 100% ass kicking violence (it could have been 100% if it weren't for those little shits.) The whole series (152 episodes) goes for about $120 on Ebay. Am I buying this series? Hell yeah! Not wanting to see an episode of this insane show should be a crime punishable by death.
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