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A few days back I had a song stuck in my head. It was far more terrible than what you can comprehend. This was not some shitty boy band piece of trash; that would have been less suffering. I had that god forsaken song title "Do Your Ears Hang Low." Do you remember this piece of shit song from when you were a kid? If not, it went a little something like this: Do your ears hang low? To they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do you ears hang low? Those are the lyrics to this shit factory. You might be wondering how I came across this song in the first place, well I will tell you. I was watching television when a commercial for an entire CD dedicated to children's songs! I said to myself, "Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with society!?" Any parent that buys this CD for their child, god have mercy on their soul and yet the parents deserve bullets in the knees for doing something so stupid. I have determined that having an aneurism would be more pleasurable than listening to these damned kid songs; I know this because with an aneurism you only have to worry about stuff for about a day or two then it's over but with children's songs you won't die, just suffer. Maybe you will get lucky and get an aneurism from listening to the hellish music. |
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