CAT JOKES

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"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this."

"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password"

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page: www.cyberkitty.com.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...
1. Little kitty carpal- tunnel braces near the scratching post

A dog, walking along the street, sees a sign in the window, "Help Wanted. Must type, be computer literate and bi lingual. An equal opportunity employer." The dog walks in and points to the sign. The office manager says, "We don't hire dogs." The dog points to the "equal opportunity sign." "OK," says the office manager, "But you have to type." The dog walks over to the typewriter and types a letter at 70 wpm with no errors. "You have to be computer literate," says the manager. The dog boots up the computer and goes through a couple of programs like an expert. Hah," says the manager, "You have to be bi-lingual" The dog says, "Meow!"