| Ok so you clicked on the little button and found this secret page. Well whoopty-fucking-doo. What do you want? A fucking medal? How about I stick a sharp fucking nail up your ass and sell you off to Adam Street? Would you like that? I guess not! Well then stop fucking smirking you retarded dipshit. I can honestly say that you are so inanely boring that I feel like killing myself AND my dog just because you found this page. You know what FUCK YOU. Now go buy my shit before i break your fucking neck. Once Upon a time, There was a small lamb called Fiona McGay. Fiona went to Soho to find a pretty pink necklace. But she was accosted by some tourists who were offended by her long scrawny neck and lack of female shape. They killed her and burnt her skin. Then they took her to one of London's many fine Chinese back-alley restaurants and sold her for a pretty price. THE END. (no lambs were harmed during the making of this story) I am 6'5 tall and wear ladies' underwear. Believe. |