| The fettones formed in 1973 a mere 12 years before any of them were born from a bunch of hat salesmen and dole dosers (they couldn't sell hats). the band rose to fame with there ground breaking single "wardrobe man" which blew a hole in the whole rock, rap, hip hop ,jazz funk ,explosion, fred,classical, pop, country and hat mangement scene. With Captain Smiles on guitar, Unkle Alfe on drums, Adam halffac twix mouth on keyboards, Fraggle 'Andy' Gloch on bass and Chadam Adino on voice these make a formidable group. Like Chadam says "We were kinda of worried when the yetti let us into his home, but wait! he has no home" this is what the fettones are about; pirates, model aeroplanes, breakfast cereals, tea by the riverside and that smell behind the frigde. Also the band have a great fear of Tom Morrello. |
