| Adam the Magnificent |
| Name: Adam the Magnificent Occupation: being Magnificent Time: 17:05pm GMT AKA's: Pollymamath, Admo, Adma Adama and Fred About: Adam was born inside a large vat of other Adams (for use as spare parts) in the year 2004, his purpose was to defeat the Freds. He was sent back to live a normal life a he was found to be of no use. Since that time he has constucted 3 huts, 17 sheds and one cave dwelling, the reason for this habbit is unknown. He does, however, take great pains that the homeless and needey never get their filthy, grubby, homeless little hands on them (bunch of losers). Adam teamed up with convicted child killer Rob to bring you this site and he hopes you're all well and happy (so he can fuck it up.) Quote: "You think i am a normal man, to that is say check the motherfucking programme bitch, you speak to me like you know some fucking shit and i'm all like flying over all the streets and the houses. bungle" (he can actually pronounce italics) Hobbies: Greed, hoarding, hordes, whores and whoring. and pie |
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| Left: Staffordshire County council's artist impression of what adam might look like as a line drawing. |
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| left again: actuall footage of Adam in action, waiting for a bus. |