| [Isthar the Gypsy Queen] | ||||
| Not really born- but grown in a medical lab. Designed to encompass the demographic that love both rollerblading and slapping motherfuckers who get out of line. She became the official gypsy queen after a bloody coup that overthrew the old queen (a U.S. backed military leader). She soon grew to love her position of power- breaking hearts and taking names. Names of those she destroyed with her icy glare and beautiful hair- as well as her car (which at this point had wings) that she used to get from Point A to Point C. Point B was soon defiled by cavemen. |
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