He would stare at the mirror and comb his hair for hours. This sad soul was lost to the winds of popular culture.
The along came a boy and a girl. They stomped it all out of him and they gave birth to thier own baby.
They named that baby Unspeakable. He went to medical school and formed an avant-garde bluegrass ensemble known as the Arty Bottom Boys. They sold out and lost thier edge. HE soon met Texaco Jihad and the Gypsy queen at at the apartment of hell. His life changed for the better.