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| Note: In case you haven't read this far, "Ranko" is female Ranma, who may also be called "ranma-chan". 1. Mousse: "Augh! Akane Tendo, with your stumpy legs, we will never catch them!" 2. Ryoga: "I can be cured of the pig!" 3. Akane: (To Ranma) "How asinine, jealous over a pig!" 4. Ranma: "I waited three days at the appointed spot!" Ryoga: "Yes, and when I came on the fourth day, you had already run away!" Ranma: "Uh, Ryoga? Can I ask you something? Why did it take you three days to get there?" Ryoga: "Do you think I was out for a casual stroll for three days? I suffered to meet up with you!" Classmates: "(Bad sense of direction?)(Very bad.) (Indeed.)" 5. Ranma : "You're cute when you smile." 6. Ryoga: "What I really want is for you to myarry me." 7. Tofu: (To Akane) "But so what, eh? What's wrong with being active?" Ranma: "Macho." Akane: "But... but...." Tofu: "It just means you're healthy!" Ranma: "Or sexless..." 8. Akane: "I think you should know that when he battles a male opponent, Upperclassman Kuno is very skilled." Ranma: "And I think you should know that blue panties really don't suit you." Akane: "GO BACK AND DIE!" 9. Ranma: (dull) "I thought girls liked being proposed to.." 10. Akane: "But why did P-Chan and Ryoga.... That mark! I'm sure of it! It was EXACTLY the same! Which means..... They must have been drawn by the same person!!" 11. Picolet: "Wanwaa??" 12. Ryoga: "It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself, Ranma. I'm just.. too strong for my own good." 13. Ranma: (to P-Chan) "Feh! You've got it made! You don't gotta go to school! You don't gotta do algebra. All you have to do is eat, sleep, and shake your little butt when you want attention!" 14. Ranma: "Yeah, well, that's the way us horsey girls are, gramma!" 15. Ranma: "Go. Go. Kuno." 16. Kasumi: "That's funny- that's just how kitties like to eat!" 17. Akane: (To Ranma)"...And with that many marks, you MUST be my man of destiny!" 18. Genma: "Just call me... the Mystery Man." 19. Shampoo: "Shampoo selfish, not stupid!!" 20. Shampoo: "I call Shampoo! Ranma is destining to by my groom!" 21. Ranma: "My heart... it's beating so fast! It must be that bandaid." 22. Ranma: "You are just so uncute!" 23. Ukyo: "Ryoga!" Ryoga: "Huh? Oh, it's only you.." Ukyo: "H-hey! Hurry up and rescue me, you pig-headed fool!" Ryoga: "Sorry.. Akane needs me." Ukyo: "I need you too, in case you haven't noticed! Heaven only knows what this animal plans to do to me. How can you just leave me here with him?! You're not exactly my idea of Prince Charming, but beggars can't be choosers so I'm asking you nicely or do you want me to get MAD?!" (Yikes...) 24. Ryoga: "Okay then, I'm going to Nokonran (?), China!" Ranma: "Yeah right, Ryoga. You can't even go to the bathroom without getting lost." 25. Ryoga: "Ukyo, behind you!" (fighting sounds) Ukyo: "Ryoga, look out!" (fighting sounds) Ryoga: (panting) "Thank you, Ukyo!" Ukyo: "Same here, sugar!" 26. Akane: "I'LL DROWN HIM IN THE BATHTUB!!" 27. Mousse: (To Cologne) "What did you do with Shampoo, you dried-up monkey?!" 28. Ranma: (as a girl, wearing some of Akane's clothes because his are in the wash) "It doesn't fit. The chest is too tight." Nabiki: "Really? How's the waist?" Ranma: "Room to spare!" Akane: (growls) "AUGH!!!!" (bam bam bam) Kasumi: "Stop it! Girls shouldn't fight!" Ranma: "I'm not a girl!!" 29. Ryoga: "I think I'll go off and do something really evil..." (EEE!!!! ^____^) 30. Lin Lin: "We know you love Akane!" Ranma: "What's that got to do with it?!" 31. Shampoo: "Ranma, you eat this right now and then you love Shampoo, okay?" 32. Ranma: (To Shampoo) "Can you keep running, hunny bunny?" 33. P-Chan: "Squee!" 34. Ryoga: "How am I supposed to smile when a guy is taking care of me!??!?!" 35. Akari: "When we first met, I knew it had to be you and only you." Ryoga: "Is this a dream? Such kind words from a girl.. for me!" Akari: "Strong.... like a pig. Robust, like a pig. Gentle, like a pig. Smart, like a pig. Handsome, like a pig. Refreshing, like a pig. Cool, like a pig. It was a dream for me to meet such a pig-like man!" 36. Akane: "RYOGA YOU SLY LITTLE DEVIL!" 37. Ranma: (To Ryoga) "Good morning dear. I made miso soup for you. It'll be done in a minute!" 38. Ranko: (To Ryoga) "Oh, you're so cute when you're noble! That's why I love you so much!" (smooch) (Interested? Check out Volume 23.) 39. Ranko: "The tiger stalks the graceful deer, what will happen if she's caught?" Ryoga: "There. The tiger finally corners his prey." Ranko: "Oooh, oooooh, Now what are you going to do to me? Tee hee." Ryoga: "Duh. I'm gonna kill you. What else?" 40. Ryoga: "Akane! My God, how were you able to track us? I thought we were hundreds of miles away from the dojo!" Akane: "We're in the forest behind Furinkan High, Ryoga." |
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