Dark Ranma Part 1 The apprentice. +++++++++++++ It was a cold day; wind blew across the mountain valley deep within the wilderness of Japan. Genma Saotome and his young son, Ranma, trudged along through the autumn gusts. The boy was still a child, a tiny boy with scratches still healing on his face and body. The marks of a recently attempted training blunder. He followed his father, clutching his cloak against his body to ward off the harsh elements. "Don't worry boy, those fools won't catch us," said Genma as he looked back and noticed his son's downtrodden look. "Huh? Sure Pop," muttered the boy halfheartedly. Genma was referring to the local populace of the area they had just left. After his son had snapped, they'd discovered the training that he had done in order to better his son. Naturally they didn't understand the importance of suffering for the art. Now he was on the run, and forced to avoid any populated areas for a time. "Pop, the wind is blowin real hard," said the boy as he looked up at the sky for a moment. Genma frowned at this, but the boy's tone told him it wasn't really a complaint. The boy was making an observation, if he had been whining, he'd have continued on. The boy would do well to face the elements. However, he shook his head and looked forward again. It was uncomfortably cold. The man's face broke into a grin as he noticed a cave nearby. It was nestled inside a wall of rock that rose about ten meters into the air off to their right. "Come on boy, we should rest for a little." "Okay Pop," said the boy as he followed after the man. As they neared the cavern, Genma noticed the boy hesitate from the darkness. The recent events in his life had made him wary of cramped, dark places. Genma snorted and kicked his son inside. "Don't be such a wuss son!" Ranma managed to stay standing and staggered inside. After a moment, the pair had a small fire going between them. "Boy..." Genma paused in the middle of ordering his son to sleep. His eyes went wide as he stared at the wall behind his son and gasped. Etched into the stone, were unusual markings that almost looked like writing. "Impossible!" muttered Genma as he stood up and stared at it in awe. "What's up Pop?" asked the boy in confusion. "This cave! It cannot be! I've heard legends, of a cavern that hides a technique, an invincible technique! Can it be?" The man stood up and walked towards the wall, touching the markings. They were smooth to the touch almost melted into place, and carved with expert skill. "Boy, grab a torch from the fire." Ranma's eyes went wide with fear. "Another technique?" his mind cried in horror. "If this is what I think it is, the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts will become the strongest art of all," said the man as he started walking into the cave. Ranma hesitated, and then followed his father inside, fearing loneliness more than anything else. +++++++++++ Genma stepped back, awe and joy on his face as he stared at what he had found in the back of the cave. It was a stone table, resting on it was a small metal object, it looked like an electronic device, a cylinder of some kind. "Who has entered?" said a voice from within his mind. "I am Genma Saotome! I have come seeking the invincible technique that is said to be hidden away in this cave!" boomed the man. His son looked at him oddly. "Who ya talkin to, Pop?" The voice paused and said nothing for a long moment. "Would that you found me sooner, I would have been glad to take you. You have all the necessary qualities. You are too old for the training, it is beyond your grasp." "What?" muttered Genma dumbly. The feeling of a cold presence filled the cavern; neither Genma nor his son could see who it was, or what it was. "Your feelings have awakened me from my slumber. Go so that I might return to my rest and await..." The voice stopped suddenly. "It was not you...this boy..." "This is my son, Ranma," said Genma as he stood in front of the child. "He is the one, the one I have waited for," said the voice. Inside the boy, he found a turmoil of emotions, love for his father, but overshadowed by feelings of betrayal, fear, and anger. "Send your son forward to the altar, and this technique you speak of shall be his." Genma looked at Ranma for a moment and frowned. "Go on boy." Ranma blinked. "Go on where?" "Didn't you hear him?" snapped Genma angrily. Ranma shook his head from side to side. "Go up to the altar, and listen to what the voice tells you. Then the technique will be ours. Don't worry son, that's all you have to do this time." Ranma shrugged his shoulders and started forward. His steps slowed as he felt the air become chilly again. Had he been older, and wiser, he would have turned back immediately. It was the presence of darkness, a cold evil force. "Boy. What do you want?" said the voice in a patronizing tone. "I dunno, Pop told me to come here and do what ya said," replied the boy. "You are angry with him?" asked the voice. "No! He's my Pop!" replied the boy. "I can feel your anger boy, I know it's true. He hurt you, betrayed you..." Ranma hung his head and said nothing. "I..." "You are a...Martial Artist?" asked the voice as soothingly as it could. "Yeah, Pop says I'm gonna be the best one day!" said the boy proudly. "Such pride in one so young, another admirable quality. Boy, I can make you stronger than even your father can," said the voice coldly. "I can make you stronger than any Martial artist can hope to be, but it will not be easy, and it will not be fast." "R...really?" "Oh yes. I can, and I will if you let me. Your anger..." "I gotta stop that, people always tell me that anger is bad. Those monks and stuff," replied the boy with a heavy sigh. "No, you will embrace it, feed off of your own anger. You will suppress it, allow it to grow into hatred, and with that, you will become invincible." Ranma stared up at the stone table dumbly. "Huh?" "Boy, take what is on the table, keep it with you always, but hide it from the eyes of others. This is how I will teach you." The voice sounded powerful, strong beyond belief. "What is it?" asked the boy. "It is the weapon of a Sith, a light saber. In time, I will tell you all. For it holds my spirit. I have waited for so long to find someone who I could pass it on too. Someone just like you. My time on this world grows short, but I shall have enough to show you the way. I will visit you in your dreams, and there, I will show you the secrets to the ultimate power." Ranma took the slim metal object into his hand and looked at it for a moment. "Okay." "Now go, go back to your father, I will show you the way." Ranma turned and walked up to his father's side. The chill in the air did not fade, but grew stronger as the boy approached. "Well boy?" said the man firmly. "Huh?" "Show your father the technique," said Genma. "I don't know it yet Pop," replied the boy. "What? What were you talking about? Don't tell me you failed boy, you'll go back until you learn it!" snapped Genma. "That weird voice says he'll teach it to me in my sleep," replied the young boy. "What?" replied Genma. "I dunno," said Ranma with a shrug. "Come on boy, this is a waste of time," snorted Genma. He turned and narrowed his eyes at the cavern for a moment. "Useless, all that for a hoax." Of course, he never realized that the line of thought wasn't his idea, or the fact that he now thought of the small object in Ranma's hand was little more than a worthless souvenir he'd picked up. Nothing for him to worry about anyway. +++++++++++++ "Where am I?" asked Ranma dumbly as he looked around. A tall figure appeared before him, he was dressed in black and wore a long cape. He appeared to be human, but his eyes were a dark red color. He had short cut black hair and had a permanent scowl on his face. "This is where I will train you." Ranma stepped back in horror, moving away from the man. "You cannot run, I am within your mind boy," said the figure as he appeared in front of the boy. "What? Who?" stammered the boy. "I am Darth Okkota, your master," said the man calmly. "Welcome my young apprentice." "You're the guy from the cave?" said the boy as he suddenly seemed to understand. "Indeed," replied the dark figure calmly. "Within the confines of this place, I will open up the secrets to the ultimate power in the Universe." He waved his hand and the pair was suddenly standing within a sea of stars. "I have the power to make these dreams as real as I like, or as unreal. You will remember everything I have to teach you." Ranma looked on in fascination at the sea of sparkling lights around him. The suddenly vanished, and the pair were standing on a small deserted island in the middle of an ocean. Water reached out in every direction, as far as the eye could see. "But..." "Silence, I have much to say," said the man firmly. Ranma did as he was told. "Good," said the man coldly. "Now, there are a few rules you must follow. I am the Master, you will always refer to me that way. You must speak nothing of what you learn here to anyone, and refrain from using your power outside of these confines until I say you are ready. You will have many enemies because of what I am about to teach you. You will be strong, infinitely so, but not even you can destroy them all at once. You must remain hidden until the time is right." Ranma nodded silently, unsure of what to say. "Excellent," replied the man coldly. "Here, I will train your mind. Outside, your father will take care of training your body. You will continue under his tutelage until the time is right. Speak nothing of this to him." The boy nodded again, not wanting to speak out of fear this time. "Your anger of him slowly becomes hatred," said the man coldly as he stared down at the boy with an unpleasant looking smile. "Excellent. You have already started down the path. In time, it is you who will rule your destiny, once I have gone, you will be the ultimate force in the universe." Ranma glanced around and found himself staring at the stars again. "Here, I can expose you to the knowledge of Planets long forgotten in time. So the first lesson begins." He turned and grinned down at the boy with an evil gleam in his eyes. "A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." +++++++++++++ A few years later... Ranma stared at his father's back, or rather her father's back. Anger burned heatedly as he stared the man down. "I want to kill him." His thoughts were complimented by another rush of hatred. Memories he had tucked away within the recesses of his mind. "No," said the voice of his master. It was little more than a memory now. The Sith had vanished six months before, his link to this plane of existence finally drained as he finished the boy's training. "There is still much you can learn from him. After you have surpassed him, and he has nothing more to teach, then you may destroy him at your leisure." Her clothes were a jet-black dogi that barely covered her new breasts. His control was slipping with each time the fabric rubbed against the sensitive new additions to his chest. The guide was backing slowly away from her as she stared the man down. She turned and glared at the pools, breathing in deep heavy breaths. She wanted to kill her father, but she still needed him alive. Reaching out with her senses, she smirked as she felt someone a short distance away from him. A figure standing on the edge of a cliff, he could see it with his mind's eye. Ryoga Hibiki, the boy was peering out over the horizon in search of him. A cold smirk formed on his face as he pulled some of the earth out from underneath the boy's feet, sending him falling onto the valley below. "Pity, he may have made a good apprentice," thought the boy with a small twinge of regret. The newly female Ranma turned to look at his father. "We should go." Genma gave a pathetic sounding growl. ++++++++++++ The Village of Amazon's, a short time later... "Mr. Customer! You is getting kiss of death!" cried the guide in panic. Ranma looked at the girl in front of her and frowned. "What?" "Kiss of death is promise, to hunt to ends of Earth and kill!" Ranma smirked at the violet haired girl who stood before her. The guide was pulling against her arm, unable to move her. Slowly, Ranma reached out with her feelings. The girl standing before her paused suddenly, in the middle of pulling out her weapons. Her eyes went wide with horror as her throat closed up suddenly by some unseen force. Ranma stepped forward. "Are you all right?" she asked with a fake concern on her face. Shampoo simply stared at her and the Guide froze. Ranma's head whipped around, and she cursed as she turned and ran. The guide gasped as he found himself standing alone. Genma followed after his son, but the boy hadn't attempted to help him. Shampoo was on the ground gasping for breath. The guide blinked as he found himself surrounded. "Oh dear." A wizened old troll hopped out of the crowd and frowned as she stared down at Shampoo. "What has happened? Why did you stop?" "I just stopped breathing?" replied the girl with confusion on her face. "It was like someone was holding onto my throat and choking me." Cologne frowned as she looked down at her. The girl's face was enough to make her believe it. "Strange, I felt no magic, no chi," said the old woman as she looked down at her Great Granddaughter for a moment. "I don't know what happened," said the girl as she finally stood up. "Go see the healer," said the old woman firmly. "Then you will resume the hunt for this girl. Take Mousse with you." "What?! I don't need that weakling's help!" snapped the girl. "He isn't going to help you, he's going to observe," replied Cologne. "Something about this makes me uncomfortable, but you have given the kiss, and now you must fulfill it." Shampoo bowed, a displeased look on her face as she followed the old woman's orders. +++++++++++++ Mousse bowed before Cologne and frowned. "What?" "You have your orders Mousse. Go with Shampoo, follow her, observe. Report back here even if she is killed. Do not attempt to attack this girl," said Cologne coldly. "But..." "Do as you are ordered boy," said Cologne angrily. "If she dies, and my suspicions are true. You will die as well if you face her." "Suspicions?" asked Mousse. "Nothing to concern yourself with," replied the old woman calmly. "A legend from long ago, ancient even when I was a child." "What legend?" asked Mousse. "I shall tell you if you still wish to know when you return," said Cologne. "Very well," said the boy as he bowed to her again. Cologne could see the lie in his eyes. After he left, she sighed. "Where is Li-Xian?" "She has already been ordered to follow them, and report back when he fails," replied one of the old women that sat nearby to Cologne. "If he fails. We have nothing more than suspicion, a freak accident, and a stranger." "No accident," said another old woman on her other side. "Shampoo is in perfect health. Something was done to her." "I pray we are mistaken," said Cologne. "You think she may be a sorceress?" asked one of the women. "No, I sensed no magic, no chi being manipulated. If I am right, and I pray I am not for all our sakes...she may be another Shithu." "Shithu? That horrible monster from fairy tales?" snorted one of the women in disgust. "You disappoint me Cologne." "Time will tell," replied the elder calmly. +++++++++++ Several days later, in a remote region of China... Ranma stood alone in the middle of a field, her eyes glaring coldly at the girl before her. "You again?" "Girl! I kill!" snarled Shampoo as she put her blade in front of her defensively. It was a curved sword, it had little ornamentation on it save for the leather hilt and tassel that hung from the base. Ranma smirked. "You? Kill me? I think not girl." "Shampoo show Amazon strength," replied the girl hatefully as she slowly stalked forward. "Strength? You don't know what strength is," said Ranma coolly. She glanced at the tree line and frowned. Her father had run away, fearing his own life. He didn't even notice his son wasn't behind him, at least, not yet. Ranma chuckled as she looked at Shampoo again. "What do you plan to do girl?" "Shampoo kill you now!" snapped the girl as she charged forward. Ranma snorted in disgust. "Come on then." Shampoo's eyes went wide as she felt the familiar clutching at her throat again. She fell to her knees, grasping desperately at her throat. "How...is doing...?" she gasped as the force slowly increased. "Not fair? I guess I can grant you that," said the girl as she stopped the attack. "You seem strong enough. Let's see how you do." Shampoo stood upright, staring at the redhead in horror. "Is witch!" "Don't be so vulgar," snorted Ranma distastefully. "What is name?" asked Shampoo cautiously. "Shampoo want know who kill." Ranma smirked at this; it was a cold cruel act. The girl wanted her name? She would tell Shampoo, not the name her father had given her, but the name she had earned. The one his master had given him years ago, his true name. "I am Darth Ken'o." The Amazon nodded as she stepped back into a little. She slowly moved forward, the blade held in defense of her body and face. "Come girl, stop wasting my time. I don't want that old man to realize I'm not behind him yet." "Girl brave, stupid, but brave," said the girl as she rushed forward. The blade moved at amazing speed as she slashed down at her opponent. Ranma chuckled, stepping aside casually. "Fool." Shampoo gasped as she stopped moving behind the girl. She was still extended in her strike, and a soft humming noise seemed to fill her senses. "What?" she muttered as her sword fell in two pieces, cut off at the hilt. Ranma turned to look at her slowly. A cold smile on her lips. "You're good, but not a match for me." Shampoo spun around and jumped back high into the air, trying to put some distance between herself and the girl. Ranma raised her hand as the girl sailed away from her. The force flowing through her and then away from her like the waves in the ocean. Shampoo screamed as she felt something slam into her body and send her flying back even further. She slammed into a tree and felt the wind being forced from her lungs. "Damn!" she muttered in Mandarin in pain. The ground rushed up to meet her and she landed face first on the ground. Ranma walked up to her calmly, a smile still on her face. "You've seen too much for me to allow you to live. It's not time for anyone to know about me yet." The young Chinese girl looked up at her. Shampoo's teeth were grit in pain as she felt the icy grip of death itself close around her throat again. "Shampoo...not die so easy..." "It is a shame," agreed Ranma as she increased the pressure. She pointed her lightsaber at the fallen girl. Shampoo's eyes went wide at the sight of the blade, she had not yet noticed it there. "Sword of light?" she muttered in a strained voice through her choking. "Shampoo! Noooo!" screamed a male voice from behind Ranma. The Sith got a surprised look on her face and spun around. A boy dressed in robes was charging her from across the field. He had various weapons in his grasp and an enraged look in his eyes. It was easy to see them because of the thick glasses he wore on his face. Ranma growled, she turned to see the girl staggering to her feet again. Her concentration was lost from her shock. "No you don't!" she snarled as she hacked down at Shampoo with the blade. The Amazon jumped away, but wasn't fast enough. She screamed in pain as she fell, her left leg cut off halfway at the shin. Mousse jumped into the air, readying his weapons as he dove towards his beloved's attacker. "Shampooooo!" Ranma snarled, she pulled the lightsaber upright and closed her eyes. Mousse never made it to him. The boy's glasses shattered by an unseen force and the fragments jabbed into his eyes. He screamed in pain as he tumbled out of his attack. "If you'd stayed out of this, I might not have noticed you," said the redhead coldly. Shampoo gasped as she rolled onto her back, the pain in her leg forgotten for a mere moment as she saw Mousse land at the feet of the girl. He was curled up in a ball in agony. Ranma raised the lightsaber over her head and calmly drove it down into his body, spearing him through the center of his chest. "Mousse!" screamed the girl in horror. She felt a sudden rushing as someone grabbed her and pulled her along. She found herself rushing along in someone's arms, the trees going by at an amazing rate of speed. Ranma growled as she felt the presence of another. "Damned rats!" She turned in the direction of her former prey and saw that she was gone. She raised her hand up and frowned. +++++++++++ Li-Xian rushed through the forest with her injured comrade in her arms. "The elders will need to hear of this," she said out loud. Shampoo was in shock as they moved from branch to branch in the treetops of the forest that surrounded the field. Suddenly, there was a visible shift in the air. Li-Xian screamed as she was toppled from her jump and rolled before she hit the ground. Her eyes went wide as she saw what was below her. "No!" Shampoo was barely aware of what was going on around her. She hit the ground roughly as her former ride dropped her. Li-Xian gasped as she looked down at Shampoo. Her eyes wide as she hung, suspended from where she was impaled against a protruding branch on a long dead and fallen tree. "No!" muttered Shampoo. "Go!" snapped Li-Xian through the pain. "Go back, tell the elders what you saw!" Shampoo staggered to her good leg, her eyes wide with horror as she hopped back and fell onto her rear. "Go! She comes!" snapped the dying warrior through the blood that was seeping out of her mouth. Shampoo nodded and started to hop away, she kept her balance by latching onto the sides of trees as she moved away as fast as she could. +++++++++++++ Inside the field Ranma stood alone still. The lightsaber held at her side casually as she watched the tree line and searched through it with her mind's eye. A smirk formed on her lips as she felt the life force of one end suddenly. She shut the blade down and frowned as she realized that there was another moving away, it was just fast enough, and far enough away that she had no hope of catching up to it in time. At least, not without the risk of broadcasting his power to any force sensitive people nearby. It was bad enough that she'd used them enough already. She couldn't risk boosting her speed and charging through the wilderness. Her master had told her that there may be others like her on the planet. It was a doubtful prospect, but she couldn't be sure about that though. Even if it was not one of those cursed Jedi her master had told her about. There may still be someone who had the power to contact them. She knew the dark side was difficult to see, but also that it was far from impossible. If she used her power sparingly and only when she really needed it. The planet would hide her from those in the galaxy easily enough. Its upper atmosphere had a sort of dampening effect for the force. It was why her master had hidden here. He was waiting for the right time to strike, but died before the time came. He had lived for almost three thousand years before that time had come though. Ranma snorted, there wasn't much a backwater tribe like the Amazon's could do to her where she was going. She frowned deeply again and cursed herself for being so careless and reckless. There wasn't anything she could do about it now. She put the lightsaber back into her robes and started walking again. She didn't particularly care if she ran into her father or not. ++++++++++ "Are you certain child?" asked Cologne as she peered down at her Great Granddaughter. "I'm sure. The girl killed Mousse, and then Li-Xian." Shampoo was sitting in the middle of the council of elders, a bandage over her cauterized stump. The blade the girl had used had burned the wound shut when it had cut her. "So Mousse did not follow orders, it was wise to send Li-Xian after her," said one of the old women. "She wielded a blade of light against us. It, hummed..." The girl looked slightly dazed at the memory. "Perhaps," said Cologne. "The village sorceress detected no magic, and I felt no chi when she used these powers here. We have another Shithu." "What is this 'Shithu'?" asked Shampoo as she staggered upright with a frown on her face. "An old legend, once thought to be a fairy tale. Long ago, there was a creature that called itself Shithu. It appeared as a man, and killed mercilessly. It used no magic or chi, and destroyed countless Chinese. This creature created an alliance between ourselves and the Musk, one that would most likely survive to this very day had that tribe not been destroyed when I was young. In the end, we defeated it, and drove it from China." "This girl called herself Darth Ken'o," said Shampoo with her head hung down. There were mutters of surprise through the council. "So, it is true," said Cologne with a heavy sigh. "What is it?" asked Shampoo. "Shithu was a mere title child. The creature of the legend...its name was Darth Okkota." "So, this girl...she was really a monster?" said the girl as she sat back down again. "A most horrible monster indeed," agreed Cologne. "I will kill it," said the girl as she looked up at her Great Grandmother firmly. Cologne frowned. "You are not ready for such a task. There is much to do first." Shampoo nodded with a scowl of determination on her face. ++++++++++++++ Ranma Saotome stood next to his father and frowned deeply. "What?" "We're going to see an old friend of mine, you're going to marry one of his daughters." Ranma scowled, rage burning in his eyes as he stared at his father's back. "That's it! He's dead! I've had enough!" he thought to himself. "Come on boy! Quit lagging!" snapped Genma as he turned around. A rain began to fall all around them, Ranma felt his form shift, filling out the black silk clothes he wore in different ways than before. Her aura became visible for a moment, but she pushed it back. It was far too crowded to use her power here. She growled under her breath and stepped after her father. "I'm going to have to kill him the old fashioned way." Her hand clenched the lightsaber hidden inside her sleeve and she stalked forward, waiting for an opportunity to present itself. There were far to many people walking around for her to just cut the man in half where he stood. Her anger was locked away, to fester into a deeper hatred of the man. Ranma found that idea strangely soothing. ++++++++++ They stood in front of the Tendo Dojo. Ranma smiled as she realized that this was the perfect opportunity. There was no one around, only a dog barking in the distance. She smiled and slowly pulled her weapon out of her sleeve. "Goodbye old..." She froze and looked up at the gates of the dojo. His father was pushing her, grunting like the animal he now was. The girl didn't fight as she glanced around and found herself inside the compound, looking around in a sort of wonder. "This place...so much anger? I feel sadness, despair...it's everywhere!" In her mind, she could see the dark cloud that hung over the building. Her anger faded slightly, the lightsaber vanished into her sleeve again. "Interesting." Ranma strolled forward in front of her father as the panda pushed her into the building. ++++++++++++ Akane Tendo gasped at the girl who stood in front of them. She was eyeing them all coldly, without a hint of amusement or embarrassment in her eyes. "I am Ranma." "Yes, we'd figured that out," said Nabiki with a smirk on her face. Akane frowned, she blushed at her sister's rudeness. Her father was lying on the ground, out cold. The girl was currently sizing up her family, she could see it in her eyes. Nabiki was first. Ranma frowned, there was a deep pain hidden away inside her. Something locked up and kept at bay. It was weak though, all of those in the home had that inside them. The eldest fell under his gaze next. The girl repulsed her, she wasn't the strange force, nor was the man who had greeted them, that left one more. Her face turned into a smile as she eyed the shy looking girl who watched silently. She looked embarrassed, somewhat shy. "This one. Yes, she could be perfect." "Huh?" said Akane as she looked at the girl. "It's nothing," replied Ranma as she turned to look at her father. ++++++++++++++ Soun was awake, lying on his back and crying. "Well I assumed my friend Saotome's son was a boy!" "Do you see a boy here? Do you Daddy?" cried Nabiki as she attempted to grab the girl's chest. Her hand was jerked aside painfully as the girl narrowed her eyes at her. "Don't touch me again," said Ranma coldly. Nabiki blinked at this and moved away slightly. Akane stood up, unsure of what to do. Ranma felt another flash of anger in her mind, directed at her this time. "This is very interesting, but shouldn't we be getting to this 'engagement' thing?" said the redhead. "Well, it's obviously off," said Nabiki irritably as she glared at the girl. "Heh. You sound almost hopeful," said Ranma calmly. "It wasn't that bad a deal until you showed up," snorted the girl in retort. "Whatever," said the pigtailed girl as she turned her head towards Akane and smiled at her. "This is the only one who interests me here." Everyone fell silent at this announcement. Akane shifted back, discomfort clear in her features. "Oh my!" gasped Kasumi. "Look, I don't know what kind of pervert you are..." started Nabiki. Ranma narrowed her eyes at the girl slightly. She waved her hand in front of her face and the girl fell silent. "Don't you have something to do right now?" "I've got homework to do, you guy's can sort this out on your own!" snapped Nabiki without missing a beat. Ranma turned to look at Akane again. "This girl has a lot of potential Mr. Tendo." "Yes," said the man uncomfortably. "She is very skilled in the art." He was hoping that was what she meant. "I can see that," said Ranma as she smiled at him. Akane visibly relaxed and berated herself for having such perverted thoughts. Surely that was what the girl had meant all along. She stood up and smiled at her. "I'm Akane, you want to be friends?" Ranma smiled back at her. "No." That caught everyone off guard again and they sat in an uncomfortable silence for a long moment. Finally, a whistle sounded from the kitchen. "Oh! The tea is ready!" said the Kasumi as she stood up. The panda passed in front of her and walked into the kitchen, only to return with the kettle in its claws. "Growf," he said as he poured it over the redhead. Soun fainted, Kasumi gasped, and Akane almost fainted, she managed to keep herself awake and nearly broke her nose against the table in the process. "I'm Ranma Saotome," said the boy calmly. Soun slowly opened his eyes again and sat up. "You..." Genma was walking out of the kitchen by this point, and was wearing his dogi again. "It's a long story Tendo." "Please explain!" said Soun with a desperate fear for his own sanity in his eyes. +++++++++++++ "Well, your problem isn't so bad after all! These are my daughters, Akane, and Kasumi. You've met Nabiki already." He nodded towards the girl's room as he said the last part. "Choose any one you like, and she'll be your new fiancee." "Akane, I choose you," said Ranma before Soun had finished. The look in his eyes was almost hungry, but not in a sexual way. "What?!" cried the girl in a rage of anger. "Perfect, it's so easy," said the pigtailed boy to himself quietly. "I won't do it!" screamed the girl as she stood up. "I won't marry this pervert!" She glared at him. "What are you looking at?" "You," he replied simply as his smile faded a little. Akane screamed and charged away, rushing up to her room. "I won't do it!" Soun looked at Ranma for a moment sympathetically. "Don't worry son, she'll warm up to you." "I hope not," muttered Ranma to himself. "She's just what I need her to be right now." "Well, you've done well son! I knew you'd make your father proud!" laughed Genma. Ranma paused and gave him a cold look. The man didn't notice and continued to cry and hug Soun joyfully. "She lacks focus, I can fix that soon enough. I've got all the time in the galaxy." Kasumi was looking at him silently. He smirked at her as he walked out of the room. She gasped and put her hand up to her mouth fearfully. "Oh my." "Indeed," said Ranma as he walked towards the dojo and looked around the yard as he wandered. "Oh my." +++++++++++++ Okay. I may do more if I'm motivated later. That's enough for now though. I'm handing this out to anyone who wants to continue it. Sorta like that 'Uncles' thing. They can start here, or start after whatever else I write. Doesn't matter. Just let me know so I can see it. E-mail me a copy or something. Don't bother asking me permission or anything. Just give me credit for the whatever parts are used and I'll be happy. It's not even really my idea.