RANDY
The fame, the fortune, the adoring fans, psych! It's a lot of fun.
2.) What's your least favorite thing about radio?
Radio sales people and their demands and lack of respect of others.
3.) What's your favorite current CD?
Terri Clark's current CD is excellent. I like Toby Keith's latest. And
for a change of pace, I like Cledus T. Judd's new one.
4.) What's your all-time favorite movie?
I'd have to go with a movie that has everything it takes to be a
classic. A great plot, lots of action, and superb acting. Yes, I'm
talking about "The Bikini Carwash Company." Or maybe
"Smokey and the Bandit."
5.) Who's your all-time favorite actor?
Does ALF count as an actor? OK, Burt Reynolds.
6.) Who's your all-time favorite actress?
Cousin Sandra Bullock. (Cousin Sandy, if you read this, send money
ASAP.)
7.) What's your favorite website, other than your own?
Oh, gee, there are so many out there, how can I choose just one? Oh,
woe is me.... OK, nakednews.com.
8.) When's the last time you had sex?
I hope it wasn't the last time.
9.) What color underwear are you wearing?
Underwear? I'm supposed to wear underwear? Who said?
10.) When's the last time you got drunk?
Next question. Ok, never. I'm not stupid.
11.) Describe yourself.
My wife says tall, dark and handsome. Kinda "Magnum P.I.ish" though
she wishes I had actor Shane Conrad's butt. (Shane, if you're
reading this, hands off my wife.)
12.) What do you do in your spare time?
I have hobbies, like sex.
13.) What's your ideal date?
Hang on a second, I have to ask the mrs. M-hm, m-hm, I see. Yes,
dear. She says, I mean I think a perfect date involves candlelight,
wine, music, fine food, dancing, what dear?, Ok, scratch the wine.
14.) When is your birthday?
When is YOURS? Ok, wifey says be nice. August 19, 19something.
15.) Did you go "all the way" in school?
I promised her I wouldn't tell that her name was ________. Hey,
who deleted that part?
16.) Piercings, Tattoos?
No piercings or tattoos at this time. However, I am contemplating
with wifey. Wasn't Tattoo that little dude on Fantasy Island?
17.) Married or single?
Yes. Very happily MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. (Al Bundy if you're
reading this, when did you get internet service?)
18.) If you could work in any other profession, what would it be?
Cartooning and voice-over work, or Chippendales dancer. Gotta get
those butt implants and learn how to dance.
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