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| Will someone please tell me why this tartle is so happy??? I know! You're mocking me aren't you?! *mumble* Stupid tartle. |
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| Hey, I remember Random Stuff! Wasn't that a magazine... that we used to make? BEFORE SCHOOL TOOK OVER THE WORLD! BEFORE IT DROVE US MAD!!!! |
| To help you understand what we wish to acomplish in the posting of this site on da net we shall inform: -We do not wish to establish Blackie da guniea pig as the dictator of the universe. (Actually, Rach of el might...) -We wish to keep you informed of the state of the world as you don't know it. -You shall gain infinate knowlege of the release dates of the magazines at least twelve hours beforehand. -We don't plan on freeing anyone from the Matrix, but we'll see how it goes. Only the most random among you shall be spared! -Yes, you can send us your spiffy stuff through e-mail and if it is QUITE good it may appear in the mag of zine. But there are no gaurantees! |
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| How popular are we??? Actually, we're getting up there. Even though it's the same four, sorry, FIVE people again and again. WHATEVER! |
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| Nifty Quotes which have appeared throught the ages: Issue #1: Havodad Legolas. You're unique, just like everyone else! I'll live forever or die trying Issue #2: I'm so bored I shall eat myself, one at a time "Majordomo is me, majordomo is you. This doesn't rhyme so I'll talk aboutmy shoe" Juju beans! I will do it! I will do it 9 times! How was your day at school honey... SCRUMPTIOUS! We are all savvy! The dead marshes, yes! Yes! That is the name! Issue #3: Erin's alive! And her organs aren't on e-bay! If cows could talk, they'd say things like, "Hey, I'm a cow." That's all I can stand and if I stand no more I shall sit. Is that what they say? All hail the lucky sea tartle. Sneedoosh. The cow did it. ishnashnooshnoosh. My land is my land so get off my lawn. I'm decomposing! All my arms are gone!!! and here is lettuce for him. ACME! Issue #4: Hamster... You've got organs! We start fads, then we end them. We are getting aggrivated... yes we are. Colonel O'Neil is dead. I repeat, Colonel O'Neil is dead. I live in my own little world but I'm running out of oxygen. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I think I'd like to be a corrupted grapefruit. Lisa looks tired... MORE ICE IS NEEDED! Will this fit on my wrist? YES! Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! I am QUITE evil NAZGUL! Issue #5 How does Aragorn eat soup in a soup none place? Lettuce is made of air and food coloring OOOO! Edible heads I am tuxedo mask! Your future awaits you. I have spots and spots don't rock All purpose formula corrects anything.! I like to laugh at Elijah! Vegetation saturation "If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them." -Johnny Depp LOTR fans can see the smoke from the Matrix disaster. How many tusks does an Oliphant have? A DIVERSION! The hobbit won the world idol. The battle for Middle-earth idol is about to begin. Lord of the Rings is a healthy hobbit! Issue #6 "Erin, You can't run with scissors!" -Jyll There's a code; the fajita is in my pants! The best boy gets my coffee "Perhaps you have not heard of the ocean of fire!" -Elijah's Uncle "Did you know that if someone shot me right now, I wouldn't die?" -Sinead "It's a shame about raisins, humiliated grapes really." -Joon (10 years later repeated by Mr. Depp) You cannot offer me this monkey! The mint on my pillow... it is gone! Perfect by nature icons of self indulgence It's sticky! What is it? Phil! Mary Lou, I will marry you! The corpse likes horses I do not think about things I do not think about! |
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| Here be all the nifty covers you may be remembering from yar youth: |
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| Linkses Description Random Rating The Resisty Resourse The savvy Zim ste of our good friend Jyll (**) Homestar Runner Even though the fad has ended, it's still fun (***) Lord of the Rings It tells what's going on today in Middle-earth! (*) Lord of the Right Wing Does George Bush have the ring of power? We shall see. (**) Scary Squirrel Tis quite scary. Sheild your eyes from the horrors!!!! (***) Fling the Cow Look at that cow go...sniff. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! (***) |
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| People Have Questioned: "What's up wit da tartles yo?" Well you see, if we're ever marooned on a dessert island, we don't wish to risk the same fate as the Mushroom folk, so we must always have a tartle or two on hand. Thus we can escape. And you'll be sorry when you find yarself stuck on a beach with no rum and no tartles to aide you in your struggle. |
| About this Month's Issue: Ah yes. Billy Boyd appears on the cover. How odd. What is he Plotting? You'll have to read and find the answer. Because we need some way to make people buy the magazine. Anyway, the articles you'll find this month are as follows: Introduction.............................By Sinead Persaud My E String is Broken!...................By Rachel Hastings The Plotting Guinea Pig..................By Eileen Kennedy History of a Cheerleading Pompom.........By Sinead Persaud Runaway Gingerbread Man!!................By Sinead Persaud The Bermuda Riangle-gel-gle Part 2.......By David Brooks The Elements.............................By Sinead Persaud Are You Worthy of Taking This Quiz?......By Eileen Kennedy Your Secret Ancestor.....................By Sinead Persaud The Case of the Missing Dip..............By Eileen Kennedy Random LOTR Thingy.......................Compliments of Sinead The Meatball That Rolled Off the Table...By Lisa Goldman Billy's Story............................By Eileen Kennedy Letters to the Editors...................By Lisa, Rachel, Sinead and Eileen Back Cover Featuring "The Guy"...........By Lisa, Rachel, Sinead and Eileen Yes, that is the ajenda of this issue. Have fun and buy it. Because we pitty raisins. The poor humiliated grapes. |
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| "Uh, yeah... I almost died... And it was like... scary..." |
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| The Cast of The Lord of the Rings. |
| The cast of The Purple Room, The Mints on my Pillow and Fuf-Fuf-Fuf. |
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| Yes we do rock. And now that we actually have that lovely song written by Erin we can officially call ourselves a band! HUZZAH!!! |
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| Ahhh! The John Shooter hat is taking over the universe! None can escape its awesome power! It will destroy us all! Becauise to anyone who's seen Secret Window, you know it was all really the hat's fault. |