Who are thses people??

Sinead was found on the doorstep of a family of chimney sweeps. Actually... she wasn't found, but swept away by a stray broom that came alive and was feeling malevolent. She was actually physically tangibly really found by the wily forest goddess of the east...ern. She blessed Sinead with long hair and a lifetime supply of mints. But... cursed her with a life in Marblehead and many other bad bad things. The Nadester has since furnished a rather large selection of movies, and will some day be a Direk Torr. That is Bulgarian for Film Director. Her future name will be Sinead Bloom. Just to let you know.

Rachel is the loudest, most violent of the Maoians and most likely to become and insame dictator. (She already has the insame part down.) She resembles a banana cream pie, and has unmangeable haylike hair. She can't sing, but she can beat the devil in a filddling contest. She is exceedingly obsessed with the equine species, and enjoys riding muchly. She has strange Corpse-like tendencies, and plays the corse in many of the excelent films created by Maoian Enterprises. Her other hobbies include inflicting pain upon Fat Guy and Skinny Guy, and hanging out with the little man who lives in her head. He wears a green visor. She attempts art but is often reminded by *ahem* certain other Maoians that she is not exactly the next Van Gogh. She is also known as The Incredible One.

I am the one all of you shall call Jyll Mackesey (jil MAHK-es-si). An unusual red head I am because there are many friends in my mind. People believe that I have relaions with the devil from my hair color, and that I'm 100% Irish. My furure career/dream is to be a cartoonist with my own studio and be a voice actor, animator and writer for my dark humored shows. There are two cats in my life who are part of the League of Extrordinary Felines: an orgainzation out to cause chaos to every human life. Reading is a new habit of mine, with favorite authors such as Lydia Adamson, Roman Dirge, Terry Pratchet, and Neil Gaiman. Beliefsb are limited down to no religion, some spirituality, a pinch of withcraft and an overdose of obsessions with the cartoon Invader Zim and the best novel ever written, Good Omens. Other things concerrning myself and what exactly fills up my Guiness toucan mugs are under the custody of Sailboat, aka "Pitchy Throat"?

Erin refuses to write a blurb about herself so it seems to have fallen to the expertise of Eileen and Rachel to describe her. You see, Erin is not your normal teenager. She's taller than most and thinnner than 95%. She has sold her soul to the ice cream shop so she never has time to do ANYTHING but scoop and hit on the guy customers (she calls it making friends but we all know the truth). She enjoys reading writing and Spearing shakes. She is nearly as loud, and nearly as violent as Rachel. Although not as open as it can take several courses of "Your best friends" to get a story out of her. Maybe if Erin gets around to it she can add some more about herself but as for Eileen adn Rachel... we're stumped. OH WAIT! She likes to juggle. We know she has a bright future in street performing.

Lisa was born in the wrong time period, her head belongs in the year 1204. Her occupation: jester, street performer, fool. Recognizeable by her brightly colored motley and bell-tipped hatt, her quiet disposition doesn't seem to match. Often found roaming the streets of Constantinople, Venice or wherever with her similarly attired boyfriend. Several sightings have depicted her entertaining groups of small children on the shoulders of Plossus on his stilts, some 15 feet in the air. Her juggling skills leave much to be desired, but the kiddies laugh anyway when she drops her clubs on Plossus' head. Cause of insanity: The Byzantine empire fell on her head. Ouch.
Oh, and she wants you to know that she hates this picture. But we all think she looks little and cute!

Eileen is a rather odd young lass... this fact was first noted by her mother when she instructed young Eileen to make new friends and returned home to find her unique daughter involved in a heated argument with an newly created Frankenstein-esque little buddy. It would seem that Francis...stien had claimed that The Silmarillion did not record a lost history of the planet which we now inhabit (we ALL know it does of course). Among the intrests of the almost-16-year-old are movies, Lord of the Rings, elves, fairies, fairy-elf mixtures, and muuusic.... muuuusic. She plays the bass guitar, not well mind you. She also likes to paint, draw, breathe and write sappy poetry. But of course her favorite thing to do is expose the flaws of the universe to you undeserving mortals with the use of her handy-dandy video camera.

She also likes plaid.
A lot.