First stop...

I won't touch anything
unless they say it's OK.

Ed perches on top of the good luck stone.
Don't worry, they said he could touch it.

If this is the Capitol Dome, I think it melted.

Ed hangs out with the Three Wise Men
at the Grotto of the Nativity.

Grown in a vacuum, these definitely aren't dust bunnies.

With the vastness of it all,
Ed tries to put it in fruitcake perspective.

Ed thanks John, his guide, for an enjoyable cavern tour.