I LUV Donald Rumsfeld 4EVER!
This is a picture of my favorite man Donald Rumsfeld! He is the Secretary of Defense and he is SOOOOOOO HOT!! This is my favorite picture because he looks really penssive.
Basic Facts: Just in case you are an IDIOT and do not know about the hottest man alive, here are the basic facts about Donald Rumsfeld!
Here is another good picture:
Rumsfeld Quotes:
Don't say "the White House wants."
Buildings can't want.
Don't 'over-control' like a novice
pilot. Stay loose enough from the flow that you can observe it, modify, and
improve it.
Arguments of convenience lack integrity
and inevitably trip you up.
Reduce the number of lawyers. They are
like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
It is very difficult to spend "federal
(the taxpayers') dollars" so that the intended result is achieved.
Watch the growth of middle level
management. Don't automatically fill vacant jobs. Leave some positions unfilled
for 6-8 months to see what happens. You will find you won't need to fill some of
them.
Congress, the press, and the
bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort is spent, rather than
whether the money or effort actually achieves the announced goal.
Keep your sense of humor. As General
Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his
behind."
Your performance depends on your
people. Select the best, train them and back them. When errors occur, give
sharper guidance. If errors persist or if the fit feels wrong, help them move
on. The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House.
The Secretary of Defense is not a super
General or Admiral. His task is to exercise civilian control over the Department
for the Commander-in-Chief and the country.
Favorite Rumsfeld Fantasies:
We share a romantic dinner by the light of a computer screen in the Pentagon. Afterwards, we make prank calls to the President.
- Jenny, 13, Tiburon, California
We throw darts at a map of the world and then drop bombs wherever they hit.
- Kayla, 15, Albany, New York
Rollerblading through the Pentagon! Duh! And then borrowing a helicopter to throw toilet paper on top of the White House!
- Taylor, 12, Natchitoches, Louisiana
Well, I've always found him sexy...that whole defense thing is just so--so manly. I can't resist a manly man. So, we'd go out to dinner--he has a lot of money, he can afford it. Or we'd eat at the white house. Doesn't he live at the white
hous?" - Danielle, 16, Salt Lake City, Utah
Using the Pentagon phone to make prank calls to all the world leaders and taping their responses as a souvenir!
- Sarah, 15, Reno, Nevada
First, we invite over Tony Blair and Jack Straw. Then we go into a
private room in the Pentagon and [edited. Naughty Maggie!!!]. - Maggie, 32,
Evanston, Illinois
I wanna make prank calls with Donald Rumsfeld, too!!!!! - Karen, 17,
Columbia, South Carolina
Donald Rumsfeld as Legolas!
Here I have combined Donald's picture with my other favorite man, Legolas!
This is what Donald would look like with long blond hair!
One last picture 4U! Isn't this one sooooo cute????
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