-No discussing animal cruelty.
-Do not act like an immature fool in the restroom (Thanks to Andy for this one)
-No discussing disgusting sexual acts that you and your significant other do. Please, there are some of us who'd prefer to NOT have our minds washed in your filth and dried with your air of perverted nastiness, THANK YOU!
-Do not giggle LOUDLY during class. It is NOT as funny as you think that Old Yeller died. Really, it's not.
-Do not kick hell out of your locer whilst screaming ludicrous profanities such as "mother fucking shit hell of a locker that fucking ass damn won't open and I fucking hell bitch shit can't get to class. I'm gonna fucking bitch cunt asshole get a tardy. Fuck hell shit mother GOD of fucking hell shit plus two times of bitch DAMN!!!!!" It is annoying. And obscene. I'm sorry you had to see this.
-Do not assume that everyone wants to hear every thought that pops into your head. There is a reason that we as humans can think before we speak.
-Don't wear slippers, high heels, or any other shoes that impair your ability to walk and force you to CRAWL up the stairs in fear of dying.
-Don't call Mrs. Cox "the little cripple." I hate you if you do and karma will bite you in the ass for it.
-Listen to your teachers
-The hallway is NOT a playground. There is no need to plow through innocent groups of people because you wish to play "hide and seek" and/or "tag" in the hallway.
-Act your age. If you are old enough to vote, you should be mature enough to understand that you are NOT the only human being on Earth.
-If you are going to play Scrabble, please note that it is NOT attractive to be yelling that every opponent is wrong and then leaping up and throwing the Scrabble board across the room.
-Please refrain from talking/laughing/jumping/screaming/giggling/throwing things/etc during an in-class MOVIE.
-Do not expect to be taken kindly to if you decide that you want to randomly FILM other students in the halls
-Do not try to kick other students down the halls (Thanks to Andy)
-Do not yell at your friend Brian if Brian is all the way at the other end of the hall.
-Don't litter. Littering is bad. You will go to jail if you litter. And you will be fined $2,000.
-Don't interupt other people's conversations. It is rude. And you'd rather NOT be thought of as a RUDE person... trust me.
-You are not a ninja. You can NOT do high flying stunts down the stairwell. Though amusing to watch, it is also a delay in the traffic, and traffic delays are never amusing.
-Stay on the right side of the hallway. It sounds hard, but it's just like driving, and you've all driven or watched someone drive at some point, now haven't you?
-It is NOT a wise idea to be walking along and SUDDENLY turn around while STILL walking. You will run into me. I will run into your face with my fist.
-Cell phones are not allowed in school. This includes text messages; ring tone shopping; naked women picture shopping; discussions of text messages, ring tones, and naked women. It is distracting, annoying, and can get you two hours of Saturday school.
-Wash your f-ing hands, fools!
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. OUT TO THE PEACE VARIETY.
